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Song Parodies -> "Coca-cola"

Original Song Title:

"Loca"

Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Coca-cola"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Little known fact- Rommel in WW2 captured US stocks of Coca-Cola in N Africa but could not chill it, so he thought about it and had his men wrap the bottles in socks which were lightly sprayed with water and attached to Luftwaffe Bf 109 fuselages. After a quick flight at altitude the German soldiers got ice cold Coca-Cola!!! And since the US did not send Coca-Cola machinery to Germany b/c of the war, the Germans simply took the unfinished plant and invented Fanta soda instead!!!
Coca…

Cola…

Drink with ice…

Coca…

Cola…

She's slottin' change in the machine
Just to get a can
To get the crisp, cold taste (ah…)
Of an American icon
She gulpin' not sippin' getting worked up
She’s dyin’ for her caffeine kick
Coke and a smile for one buck!

200 billion cans a day
People drinkin’ here and far away
Sippin’ on soda
Like it’s a marathon
It’s the real thing
And a huge company
No other rival can beat
Pepsi is not enough

And I’m crazy, a caffeine addict (coca, coca, cola)
Can’t beat the feeling (coca, coca, cola)
I’m one crazy caffeine addict (coca, coca, cola)
Crazy caffeine addict

That girl is a fanatic
Hyper though, a true caffeine addict
24 packs, gotta go
Gotta buy bulk Coke at Costco
I feel so broke
I’m runnin’ outta money and she’s frantic
She’s often manic, in a panic
But you should see how fast she swallows
She gulps it down fast (down fast, down fast)
She can never get enough (go slow, go slow)
She empties the fridge,
But I keep buyin’
All this soda, yo, I’m in love
With a Coca-cola girl
But the feelin’s good
And that’s fine by me
Just as long as I hear her say, “Zero calories”

And I’m crazy, a caffeine addict (coca, coca, cola)
Can’t beat the feeling (coca, coca, cola)
I’m one crazy caffeine addict (coca, coca, cola)
Crazy caffeine addict

Coke’s the one for me
And for her much more
When you think she’s consumed it all
She’s got a 2-liter

Coke’s the one for me
And for her much more
When you think she’s consumed it all
She’s got a 2-liter

There’s a lot of beverages
That I’d like to switch her over to
But it’s gotta be Coke, specifically Coke Zero
Cuz she needs her caffeine
23 mg per can, what can I say?

I really can't help it
If the lady wants soda
I don’t want no trouble
Make sure it’s Coca-cola (Ooh!)

And I’m crazy, a caffeine addict
‘Cause the kinda girl like me
Is never far from a supermarket
And I’m crazy, I must buy it (coca, coca, cola)
I like it, it’s real easy (coca, coca, cola)
I’m crazy but everyone likes it (coca, coca, cola)
Crazy like an addict (Coke Zero)

The real thing is (Coca-cola)
The real thing is (Coca-cola)
The real thing is (Coca-cola)

Coca-cola
The real thing is (Coca-cola)
The real thing is (Coca-cola)

Coke’s the one for me
And for her much more
When you think she’s consumed it all
She’s got a 2-liter

And I’m crazy, a caffeine addict (coca, coca, cola)
Can’t beat the feeling (coca, coca, cola)
Drink coca, drink coca, drink coca (cola)
Coca (cola)


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Rebekah Dub - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Your version of "Loca" is cute. Reminds me of me when I drank a lot of pop... but my pop of choice was Mountain Dew.

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