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Song Parodies -> "Pee Not Vile"

Original Song Title:

"Gangnam Style"

Original Performer:

Psy

Parody Song Title:

"Pee Not Vile"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

AUT or Auto Urine Therapy goes back centuries as a treatment to fight a wide range of internal and external illness and diseases. If one drinks one's own urine the benfits can range from fighting depression and soothing stomach problems but also there are claims of it fighting many illnesses and even acting as anti-cancer. If used topically, it is anti-fungal and will kill athlete's foot and can also heal wounds and treat skin problems. If applied to hair is capable of generating new growth and will make hair shine (especially for women). Urine is NOT toxic but is released excess water from one's system. It is 95% water plus urea, enzymes, hormones, and antibodies. If one drinks urine 1-3 times daily most drinkers claim it wards of illness and disease. AUT is not to be confused with porn Watersports perversion (formerly Golden Showers and Piss Drinking from others). A man should NEVER drink from a woman and vice-versa (hormone problems). Also, one should be in relatively good health and not smoke, drink, use illicit drugs nor prescription drugs, and no heavy meat-eating. It is best to drink lots if water during the day and eat fruits and vegatables with a little meat. Those that practice AUT claim 90% or more success rate while detractors have never drank nor applied urine topically- a psychological hang-up. It's like taking medicine orally that tastes horrible and makes one gag at first... but when your life or health depends on it or you get used to it, it is fine. I personally have tried it and found it no more repulsive than bad beer! I have taken far more gross oral medications in liquid form. I do not wish to gross anyone out with this parody but all information here is presented as MEDICAL INFORMATION.
AUT= drinking pee not vile
Pee not vile

Practiced for centuries Auto Urine Therapy
Non-toxic, sterile, from the urethra it does spray
Water, urea, enzymes, and hormones
Antibodies in your piss

Drink up guys
1-3 glasses a day helps keep illness away
Soothes the stomach, fights depression, even anti-cancer claims
This might seem disgusting to some
But give it a try

Yellow, glass full
Helps you, pee, helps you, healthy
Yellow, glass full
Helps you, pee, helps you, healthy
Not a dreaded toxin

AUT= drinking pee not vile, Pee not vile
AUT= drinking pee not vile, Pee not vile
AUT= drinking pee not vile

Drink- three times a day, AUT= drinking pee not vile
Drink- three times a day, good flow, good flow

Urine used as topical for skin disease
Anti-fungal, it also can kill athlete’s feet
Drinking or topical “disgusting” and “vile” is merely psychological
Med results clearly dispute that

Drink up guys
1-3 glasses a day helps keep illness away
Soothes the stomach, fights depression, even anti-cancer claims
This might seem disgusting to some
But give it a try

Yellow, glass full
Helps you, pee, helps you, healthy
Yellow, glass full
Helps you, pee, helps you, healthy
Not a dreaded toxin

AUT= drinking pee not vile, Pee not vile
AUT= drinking pee not vile, Pee not vile
AUT= drinking pee not vile

Drink- three times a day, AUT= drinking pee not vile
Drink- three times a day, good flow, good flow

One of the oldest remedies known to man, for centuries
Internal or external for use
One of the oldest remedies known to man, for centuries
Internal or external for use

There’s no harm in trying
AUT= drinking pee not vile

Drink- three times a day, AUT= drinking pee not vile
Drink- three times a day, good flow, good flow

Drink- and down it goes...
I never used to understand the statement by male beer drinkers that some beers taste like piss- but worldwide on most continents men have tasted both! So they can say that with some authority!!!

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Pinkie Pie - January 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Gross!

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