I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's not that much that I need
I don't want a bag of presents
Rather have a bag of weed
I just want to get so lit
That I don't remember shit
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is...
Booze!

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's not that much that I need
I don't want a bag of presents
Rather have a bag of weed
Can't rehearse with decorations
Getting in the fucking way
Santa Claus, come make me happy
Buy a drink on Christmas day
I just want my brain to fry
Make this one last week fly by
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is booze
Booze, baby

I won't ask for much this Christmas
God knows I don't wish for snow
Unless it's the kind they give you
In the little bag, ya know?
I don't want to talk to Santa
He can shove that lump of coal
So what if he thinks I'm naughty?!
Pour a shot and pack that bowl
Cos Christmas sucks when you are stressed
I'm going to be a hot mess
What more can I do
(Fuck it!) All I want for Christmas is booze
Ooh baby
All the Christmas goodies
Put weight upon my rear
Christmas music's always
Ringing in my ears
Old Man Winter deals his floggin
Wassail eggs me on the noggin
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need
Won't you please pass that bottle to me...

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want a glass of brandy
From a bar with free-hand pour
Oh I just want to get so lit
That I can't remember shit
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is...
Booze

All I want for Christmas is booze... baby (repeat and fade)