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Song Parodies -> "Ovacue"

Original Song Title:

"Masterpiece"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Ovacue"

Parody Written by:

Philip Scopes

The Lyrics

I was dating a girl that mentioned she wanted to have kids someday, and I got interested in how fertility and trying-to-conceive works. I discovered the Ovacue, an electronic device that predicts ovulation. Around the time I was researching fertility on the internet, I got the MDNA CD and took a liking to the song Masterpiece, so I wrote my own lyrics to that and called it "Ovacue."
When I wake up in the morning
I put the sensor on my tongue.
Gotta find out when I'm fertile.
The Ovacue is never wrong.

Find the right
time for love.
Check the screen for your fertile days.
When you try
to conceive,
the Ovacue is what you can believe.

And it's right by my bed.
It's there day and night.
I follow the plan of the Ovacue.
I know that if I stick to the plan,
I will conceive soon.
I follow the plan of the Ovacue.
'Cause after all, nothing's more reliable.

Close to the middle of my cycle,
I see the calendar colors change.
'Cause I'm approaching ovulation.
I'm getting in the fertile range.

Find the time
to baby dance.
I don't want
to miss my chance.
When you try
to conceive,
the Ovacue is what you can believe.

And it's right by my bed.
It's there day and night.
I follow the plan of the Ovacue.
If I stick to the plan,
I will conceive soon.
I follow the plan of the Ovacue.
'Cause after all, nothing's more reliable.
Nothing's more reliable.
Nothing's more reliable.
Nothing's more reliable.

And it's right by my bed.
It's there day and night.
I follow the plan of the Ovacue.
If I stick to the plan,
I will conceive soon.
I follow the plan of the Ovacue.
And it's right by my bed.
It's there day and night.
I follow the plan of the Ovacue.
If I stick to the plan,
I will conceive soon.
I follow the plan of the Ovacue.
'Cause after all, nothing's more reliable.
'Cause after all, nothing's more reliable.
My fantasy is to find a beautiful blonde that looks like Madonna and have her record this song in a professional studio.

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