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Song Parodies -> "Pedophile"

Original Song Title:

"Girl Gone Wild"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Pedophile"

Parody Written by:

Ray Mabry

The Lyrics

I'm so stuck on it
The age gap in between
You have yet to reach puberty
Grab a seat in my jeep
It's so cathartic
To coach your softball team
And cruise through while you're showering
Take a peek

I'm that neighbor parents can hi-i-i-i-re
I'll watch the kids when you desi-i-i-i-re
I could be someone they admi-i-i-i-re
Anyone
Don't let me find out you have sons
I'll have 'em screamin'

Ra-e-ey-e-ape
Ra-e-ey-a-ape
Look a pe-do-phile
Dirty pe-do-phile
They're like Ra-e-ey-e-ape
Ra-e-ey-a-ape
Dirty pe-do-phile
No good pe-do-phile

'Philes they just wanna have some fun
Get fired up preying on the young
Trying to avoid Chris Hanson
'Philes they just wanna have some fun

(robotic voice)
A pe-do-phile
Dirty pe-do-phile
A pe-do-phile
Dirty pe-do-phile

Experimenting
With ways to get close to Jay
'Cause his parents went away
And won't be back 'til next sunday
Ear to ear grinning
And when you're home alone
I'll pretend i'm "Domino's"
Glad they're gone

I'm that neighbor parents can hi-i-i-i-re
I'll watch the kids when you desi-i-i-i-re
I could be someone they admi-i-i-i-re
Anyone
Don't let me find out you have sons
I'll have 'em screamin'

Ra-e-ey-e-ape
Ra-e-ey-a-ape
Look a pe-do-phile
Dirty pe-do-phile
They're like Ra-e-ey-e-ape
Ra-e-ey-a-ape
Dirty pe-do-phile
No good pe-do-phile

'Philes they just wanna have some fun
Get fired up preying on the young
Trying to avoid Chris Hanson
'Philes they just wanna have some fun

I know, I know, I know
Should find someone my age
I know, I know, I know
That i'll get caught someday
Caught someday
But i'm a pedo, anyway
And they scream...

Ra-e-ey-e-ape
Ra-e-ey-a-ape
Look a pe-do-phile
Dirty pe-do-phile
They're like Ra-e-ey-e-ape
Ra-e-ey-a-ape
Dirty pe-do-phile
No good pe-do-phile


'Philes they just wanna have some fun
Get fired up preying on the young
Trying to avoid Chris Hanson
'Philes they just wanna have some fun

(robotic voice)
A pe-do-phile
Dirty pe-do-phile
A pe-do-phile
Dirty pe-do-phile

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Ray Mabry - May 17, 2012 - Report this comment
The proper chorus is supposed to be: "Ra-e-ey-e-ape Ra-e-ey-a-ape Look a pe-do-phile Dirty pe-do-phile They're like Ra-e-ey-e-ape Ra-e-ey-a-ape Look a pe-do-phile Dirty pe-do-phile" Made a mistake in the revision process and didn't notice it until after I sent it in.

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