-> "Stunt Showman"
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Yeah the show must go on
Uh, hey look me up, you best believe the hype
I earn my money risking limb and life
A risk taker--nearly kill my ass
Ride my motorcycle on a powder keg
Yeah sometimes after shows I'm all hurtin'
I soar hundred feet high, don't always land perfect
I'm am one of those odder entertainers
Not a singer at all, nor actor in theater
Evel Knievally, yeah that is me
I never put on the brakes while bettors put stakes on me
I jump across boulders, I'm not like most others
Some get queasy, I scare some mothers
I cracked up my ribs, nearly scrambled my brains
See "Jackass: the Movie"? Those morons are just big stains
Get me some dynamite, box me in, close your eyes
I nearly see heaven, but I get out in time
One day took too long
Broke my jaw, still sing songs (haha)
It's not easy breaking bones
Yeah, and I'm a
Vegas now showin'!
Every show gotta do some new stunts bigger
'Cause my stature's growing, the public light is glowing
Yes this show is first class, and I'm-a earnin' six figures (REPEAT)
Wonders! I've done 'em! Here, please see some pictures!
Tied to some hitches, dragged out to the desert
But I did make it out, I cut loose with some scissors
Then my next choice, I was just like bait for fishing
I was chained, got locked up, hands on my crotch
In a tank with piranhas, that was a really tight spot
They were chewing, my earlobes getting smaller
And that's when I learned I needed to spit and bat 'em!
Next I was packed in a locker and left out in the sun
Start to smell like sardines, I was baked, so well done
But I am remaining humble, for that is my rule of thumb
Not that David Blaine clown, hippy nerd's a bum
He's crazy, he's crazy--I object!
He's a lox, and Penn & Teller needs dropping
Bunch of clods, sick of their Bullshitting!
I'm like Harry Houdini I'm a
Vegas, now showin'!
I earn me tons of money, yeah my bank accounts' bigger
At my next showing, will there'll be blood flowing?
You can see me eat glass, chase it with some malt liquor
I'm a Stunt Showman!
Vegas, now showin'!
Working on the HBO and CBS giggers
I'm might just set me burning, but still I'm money earning
'Cause this show is high class and I'm earning six figures
These stunts are getting purer, I need a new insurer
Prudential dumped me, and AFLAC is no pursuer
I want more money now, please call my booker
I'm searching the world for the largest pressure cooker
Yes, for my next stunt, shut me under the lid
With carrots and some onions and tomatoes and some spices (haha!)
Why not? Skip this? You suggest that I quit?
You naysayers tell me why I should pack in!
I'm dumb? (yeah) To risk my life and limb? (rich!)
I'm the top, I'm the Human Stunt Dinh*
The mullah (yeah), endurance so super
Making audience scream and puke
Oh the suckers!
Vegas shows goin'!
Soon gonna jump over the Grand Canyon naked!
At the next showing, this much you'll be knowing
Get an ambulance when I'm shot from a cannon trigger!
Vegas shows growin' , public light glowin'
Watch as all my lovely bank accounts grow bigger!
Yup there is no way of knowing, whether rainy or snowing
If from this Earth I'll pass and wear my death mask, sugah!
Here's my song, so long
I got balls, right or wrong? (3x)
It's so breezy, on the dome
On the Superdome, baby
Up on top, baby!
Gonna see how long
I can sit up top, sing this song
It's so breezy on this dome
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