-> "Daisy"
Original Song Title:
"Judas"
Parody Song Title:
"Daisy"
The Lyrics
Dough, dough, dough, dough
Got to get a Daisy
Dough, dough, dough, dough
Got to get a Daisy
Daisy!
Crosman?
Daisy!
Crosman?
Daisy!
Crosman?
Daisy!
Air guns!
Model 99 costs more than pennies
That lever-action rifle with BBs
10 years old, must have it or go insane
Yard-shooting at the animals and trees
The best found, best found, found
Need 20 bucks now, need 20 bucks now
[Chorus]
I’m just a Ten Year Old, that rifle is so cool
So I gotta get a Daisy, BBs
I’m just a Ten Year Old, that rifle is so cool
So I gotta get a Daisy, BBs
Dough, dough, dough, dough
Got to get a Daisy
Dough, dough, dough, dough
Got to get a Daisy
Daisy!
Crosman?
Daisy!
Crosman?
Daisy!
Crosman?
Daisy!
Air guns!
I couldn’t love a gun so purely
I wish that I could get my mom to pay
Saved all my allowance I can
But I still need a little more money
The best found, best found, found
Need 20 bucks now, need 20 bucks now
I’m just a Ten Year Old, that rifle is so cool
So I gotta get a Daisy, BBs
I’m just a Ten Year Old, that rifle is so cool
So I gotta get a Daisy, BBs
Dough, dough, dough, dough
Got to get a Daisy
Dough, dough, dough, dough
Got to get a Daisy
[Bridge]
In the most practical sense,
Need to save my allowance
Famed shooter, dollars and cents, worth the time
But in the cultural sense
At 10, I just cannot rest
Daisy, she is just the best,
I have wanted one since age nine
I wanna buy you,
Bike on down to the K-Mart and get you
Just can‘t wait to shoot you,
99 is the Model I cling to
I cling to
I’m just a Ten Year Old, that rifle is so cool
So I gotta get a Daisy, BBs
I’m just a Ten Year Old, that rifle is so cool
So I gotta get a Daisy, BBs
Dough, dough, dough, dough
Got to get a Daisy
Dough, dough, dough, dough
Got to get a Daisy
Daisy!
Crosman?
Daisy!
Crosman?
Daisy!
Crosman?
Daisy!
Air guns!
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