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Song Parodies -> "Fast Food"

Original Song Title:

"Judas"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Fast Food"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Porfle, the Master of food parodies ;-D
Gross, gross, gross, gross
I’m in love with Fast Food

Gross, gross, gross, gross
I’m in love with Fast Food

Fast Food!
Binge food
Fast Food!
Binge food
Fast Food!
Binge food
Fast Food!
GAG-GAG!!!

This food is filled with fat and is greasy
It can only lead to more obesity
Enticing fast food ads drive me insane
A couch potato that is so lazy

I chow it down, chow it down, down
Arteries clogged now, oh so clogged now

[Chorus]
I’m just a bloated fool, fast food is not so cool
But I’m still in love with Fast Food, lazy
I’m just a bloated fool, fast food is not so cool
But I’m still in love with Fast Food, lazy

Gross, gross, gross, gross
I’m in love with Fast Food

Gross, gross, gross, gross
I’m in love with Fast Food

Fast Food!
Binge food
Fast Food!
Binge food
Fast Food!
Binge food
Fast Food!
GAG-GAG!!!

I’m so sick of eating so poorly
Too lazy to even try some Subway
“Do you wanna combo that?”- “Yes Maam”
McDonald’s will be the death of me!

I chow it down, chow it down, down
Arteries clogged now, oh so clogged now

I’m just a bloated fool, fast food is not so cool
But I’m still in love with Fast Food, lazy
I’m just a bloated fool, fast food is not so cool
But I’m still in love with Fast Food, lazy

Gross, gross, gross, gross
I’m in love with Fast Food

Gross, gross, gross, gross
I’m in love with Fast Food

[Bridge]
Although my health is at risk,
I have become an addict
For burgers, saturated fat, all the time
Victim of Dollar Menus
And value coupons abused
Fast food, is just not that good,
“Biggest Loser” contestant- Big time!!!

I wanna quit you,
But my depression’s pulling me towards you
Diabetes Type 2,
Fast food is the comfort I cling to
I cling to

I’m just a bloated fool, fast food is not so cool
But I’m still in love with Fast Food, lazy
I’m just a bloated fool, fast food is not so cool
But I’m still in love with Fast Food, lazy

Gross, gross, gross, gross
I’m in love with Fast Food

Gross, gross, gross, gross
I’m in love with Fast Food

Fast Food!
Binge food
Fast Food!
Binge food
Fast Food!
Binge food
Fast Food!
GAG-GAG!!!

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