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Song Parodies -> "Lobster"

Original Song Title:

"Monster"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Lobster"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My 64th Lady GaGa parody!
[Spoken]
We're at Red Lobster
I've never seen one that big before
Let's pull it from the tank
We're both hungry

Tore it apart
The s-s-shell was hard
(One big lobster)

Tore it apart
We r-r-ripped that meat out
(We were hungry)

Look at him
Look at me
We are feasting
Both, like wild beasts
The waiter looks surprised
But we can't stop munching on this seafood prize

I'm surprised that we haven't eaten here before
I'm hungry for more lobster, why don't we order more?
I think I'm stuffed, not really sure, stomach's full
But something tells me that we ate it all, yeah

[Chorus]
That was one big lobster
L-L-L Lobster
That was one big lobster
L-L-L Lobster
That was one big lobster
Monster lobster

Tore it apart
(I cracked that shell)
Tore it apart
(Dipped meat in butter, was hot as hell)

We licked our lips
Were hungry
Lobster looks like a real nice treat
Cracked that shell and did feast
Got out our forks and ripped out that meat

I'm surprised that we haven't eaten here before
I'm hungry for more lobster, why don't we order more?
I think I'm stuffed, not really sure, stomach's full
But something tells me that we ate it all, yeah

That was one big lobster
L-L-L Lobster
That was one big lobster
L-L-L Lobster
That was one big lobster
Monster lobster

Tore it apart
(I cracked that shell)
Tore it apart
(Dipped meat in butter, was hot as hell)

Tore it apart
Tore it apart
Waiter, please get me a lobster bib!!!

Went down so fast
Even had more of that bread
Uh oh! I asked for a lobster bib
We chowed-down on that meat again
We tore the shell right off
We tore it apart, how much did we spend?
Uh oh, uh oh
(Was one big meal)
(Got the bill, it was big as well)

That was one big lobster
L-L-L Lobster
(Gotta get some)

That was one big lobster
L-L-L Lobster
(Tasted great-yum!)

That was one big lobster
L-L-L Lobster
(Gotta get some)

That was one big lobster
Monster lobster



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