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Song Parodies -> "Romney"

Original Song Title:

"Judas"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Romney"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

As we REPs get ready for the Iowa caucus voting and eventual victory of 1 of the 7 candidates left, I , like many others are voting "Anyone but Romney". This rich outsider clown is trying to buy his way to the Oval Office and is disconnected from the pain and suffering of the Middle Class. He looks the part and has political clout, but as Massachusetts Governor his state was in the low numbers for many categories under his leadership. He has off-shore accounts, is worth $250,000 million, has two homes worth a total of $22 million and is renovating the first home to 4x its massive size. He has friends in high places and caters to the rich. His mandate for health insurance is a failure by REP standards and way too close to Obamacare. I will not be voting for him if nominated. I would rather write-in Lady GaGa for President than Romney!
No, no, no, no
Not impressed with Romney

No, no, no, no
Not impressed with Romney

Romney!
Any-body... but
Romney!
Any-body... but
Romney!
God No!

He has the looks and political sway
Grew up well-off and has lots of money
Two homes worth $22 million insane
No connection with our middle-class pain

He's a rich clown, a rich clown, clown
Spreads his cash round, his cash around

[Chorus]
He's just a Mormon Fool, a rich LDS tool
I'm not impressed with Romney, lately
He's just a Mormon Fool, a rich LDS tool
I'm not impressed with Romney, lately

No, no, no, no
Not impressed with Romney

No, no, no, no
Not impressed with Romney

Romney!
Any-body... but
Romney!
Any-body... but
Romney!
God No!

I couldn’t loathe a man so easily
To the White House he wants to buy his way
I will never vote for this kind of man
Worth a quarter billion on any day!

He's a rich clown, a rich clown, clown
Spreads his cash round, his cash around

He's just a Mormon Fool, a rich LDS tool
I'm not impressed with Romney, lately
He's just a Mormon Fool, a rich LDS tool
I'm not impressed with Romney, lately

No, no, no, no
Not impressed with Romney

No, no, no, no
Not impressed with Romney

[Bridge]
In the most political sense,
He is beyond common sense
Massachusetts as a state was far behind
And in the cultural sense
The Middle-Class he could care less
Romney's record was a mess,
Could he beat Obama THIS time???

(No!)

I wanna trust you,
But Gingrich's pulling me away from you
You can't tell the real truth,
Won't release your tax returns, will you?
This won't do!

He's just a Mormon Fool, a rich LDS tool
I'm not impressed with Romney, lately
He's just a Mormon Fool, a rich LDS tool
I'm not impressed with Romney, lately

No, no, no, no
Not impressed with Romney

No, no, no, no
Not impressed with Romney

Romney!
Any-body... but
Romney!
Any-body... but
Romney!
God No!

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Porfle Popnecker - December 29, 2011 - Report this comment
I enjoyed it even though I totally don't keep up with politics anymore.

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