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Song Parodies -> "(Orange) Julius"

Original Song Title:

"Judas"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"(Orange) Julius"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is my 58th Lady GaGa parody. Who doesn't like a cold Orange Juilus? That "tempting" Devlish Good Drink that started from an orange juice stand in the 1920s by Julius Freed has almost spanned a century and is now owned by Dairy Queen. It has over 3700 locations and has expanded to smoothies to compete with Jamba Juice and the like.
So, so, so, so
Thirsty for an (Orange) Julius!

So, so, so, so
Thirsty for an (Orange) Julius!

Julius! Orange Julius!
Julius! Orange Julius!
Julius! Orange Julius!
Gulp! Gulp!

When I’m in the mall I get thirsty
An Orange Julius will best meet my needs
Combo of OJ, milk, and ice is insane
As I gulp it down it will snap-freeze my brain!

I’ll gulp it down, gulp it down, down
Now Dairy Queen‘s crown, Dairy Queen’s crown

[Chorus]
I’m just a Thirsty Fool, oh baby it’s so cool
I want an Orange Julius, so badly
I’m just a Thirsty Fool, oh baby it’s so cool
I want an Orange Julius, so badly

So, so, so, so
Thirsty for an (Orange) Julius!

So, so, so, so
Thirsty for an (Orange) Julius!

Julius! Orange Julius!
Julius! Orange Julius!
Julius! Orange Julius!
Gulp! Gulp!

I couldn’t love a drink so purely
Take one over a smoothie any day
I don’t care what it costs-really
I always have the money to pay

I’ll gulp it down, gulp it down, down
Now Dairy Queen‘s crown, Dairy Queen’s crown

I’m just a Thirsty Fool, oh baby it’s so cool
I want an Orange Julius, so badly
I’m just a Thirsty Fool, oh baby it’s so cool
I want an Orange Julius, so badly

So, so, so, so
Thirsty for an (Orange) Julius!

So, so, so, so
Thirsty for an (Orange) Julius!

[Bridge]
In the most parched sense,
I need a drink that will quench
Julius, money well spent, delivers each time
With juice I couldn’t care less
Definitely worth the expense
Julius, to me is the best,
Even if it costs $4.99!!!

Don‘t want Jamba Juice,
Nothing’s gonna pull me away from you
There is always something new,
Julius is the cold drink I cling to
I cling to

I’m just a Thirsty Fool, oh baby it’s so cool
I want an Orange Julius, so badly
I’m just a Thirsty Fool, oh baby it’s so cool
I want an Orange Julius, so badly

So, so, so, so
Thirsty for an (Orange) Julius!

So, so, so, so
Thirsty for an (Orange) Julius!

Julius! Orange Julius!
Julius! Orange Julius!
Julius! Orange Julius!
Gulp! Gulp!

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Abbott Skelding - December 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Pacing issues (Judas=2, Julius=3) aside, this was really good and it went with the original really nicely! Great work
AFW - December 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Used to get Orange Julius at the mall...always went good with a Caesar salad

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