-> "Burn This Way"
Original Song Title:
"Born This Way"
Parody Song Title:
"Burn This Way"
The Lyrics
[Intro:]
It doesn't matter if you seek the living, or capital M-A-N
Napalm has been dropped
'cause you will burn this way, Zombies
My Lt. told me when I was briefed
Fly low, kill all the flesh-eaters
My Falcon was loaded up, I was gone
City was already on fire
"There's nothing wrong with doing what you do"
He said, "'Because they cannot be saved"
"So loose your weapons airman and spread it far,
Listen to me when I say"
[Chorus]
They’re horrible in their ways
'Cause God made a mistake
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way
They pose a permanent threat
Just drop napalm and you're set
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way
[Post-chorus]
No, there ain't no other way
Drop it and be on your way
Zombies will burn this way
No, there ain't no other way
Drop it and be on your way
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way
They are just rags, not human beings
They are just rags, not human beings
They are just rags, not human beings
Trust me!
Pilot, you have clearance
Move your Falcon
Driver, now get on the move
Nothing is what it was once before
There is nothing left to improve
A loaded fighter will kill them
Believe capital U-S-A-F (Hey, hey, hey)
I love to fly, I love this mission, and
Zombies must be stopped some way
They’re horrible in their ways
'Cause God made a mistake
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way
They pose a permanent threat
Just drop napalm and you're set
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way
No, there ain't no other way
Drop it and be on your way
Zombies will burn this way
No, there ain't no other way
Drop it and be on your way
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way
[Bridge]
They are just rags, not human beings
The Evil Dead, Satanic things
They’re rotting, stalking, all hell-bent
They‘re flesh-eaters, eating innocents
Whether this catastrophe
Left you the last of the military
Regroup and drop those bombs today
'cause Zombies they will burn this way
No matter Army, Navy, Marine
USAF or mercenary scene,
You’re on the right mission, boy
You're a trained war machine.
No matter driver, grunt, jarhead,
squid or special forces trained,
You’re on the right mission, boy
We’ve got to burn out their brains
They’re horrible in their ways
'Cause God made a mistake
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way
They pose a permanent threat
Just drop napalm and you're set
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way
No, there ain't no other way
Drop it and be on your way
Zombies will burn this way
No, there ain't no other way
Drop it and be on your way
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way
[Outro/refrain]
They will burn this way- Yay!
They will burn this way- Yay!
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way- Yay!
They will burn this way- Yay!
They will burn this way- Yay!
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way- Yay!
[Added]
No delay, and no decay
No delay, and no decay
Let the fire consume them
They will burn this way-Yay!
[Fade away]
Foul DNA, just burn them today
Foul DNA, just burn them today
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