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Song Parodies -> "Burn This Way"

Original Song Title:

"Born This Way"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Burn This Way"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is both my 35th independent Zombie parody and 56th Lady GaGa song parody!!!
[Intro:]
It doesn't matter if you seek the living, or capital M-A-N
Napalm has been dropped
'cause you will burn this way, Zombies

My Lt. told me when I was briefed
Fly low, kill all the flesh-eaters
My Falcon was loaded up, I was gone
City was already on fire

"There's nothing wrong with doing what you do"
He said, "'Because they cannot be saved"
"So loose your weapons airman and spread it far,
Listen to me when I say"

[Chorus]
They’re horrible in their ways
'Cause God made a mistake
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way
They pose a permanent threat
Just drop napalm and you're set
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way

[Post-chorus]
No, there ain't no other way
Drop it and be on your way
Zombies will burn this way
No, there ain't no other way
Drop it and be on your way
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way

They are just rags, not human beings
They are just rags, not human beings
They are just rags, not human beings
Trust me!

Pilot, you have clearance
Move your Falcon
Driver, now get on the move
Nothing is what it was once before
There is nothing left to improve

A loaded fighter will kill them
Believe capital U-S-A-F (Hey, hey, hey)
I love to fly, I love this mission, and
Zombies must be stopped some way

They’re horrible in their ways
'Cause God made a mistake
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way
They pose a permanent threat
Just drop napalm and you're set
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way

No, there ain't no other way
Drop it and be on your way
Zombies will burn this way
No, there ain't no other way
Drop it and be on your way
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way

[Bridge]
They are just rags, not human beings
The Evil Dead, Satanic things
They’re rotting, stalking, all hell-bent
They‘re flesh-eaters, eating innocents
Whether this catastrophe
Left you the last of the military
Regroup and drop those bombs today
'cause Zombies they will burn this way

No matter Army, Navy, Marine
USAF or mercenary scene,
You’re on the right mission, boy
You're a trained war machine.
No matter driver, grunt, jarhead,
squid or special forces trained,
You’re on the right mission, boy
We’ve got to burn out their brains

They’re horrible in their ways
'Cause God made a mistake
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way
They pose a permanent threat
Just drop napalm and you're set
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way

No, there ain't no other way
Drop it and be on your way
Zombies will burn this way
No, there ain't no other way
Drop it and be on your way
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way

[Outro/refrain]
They will burn this way- Yay!
They will burn this way- Yay!
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way- Yay!
They will burn this way- Yay!
They will burn this way- Yay!
You’re on the right mission, boy
They will burn this way- Yay!

[Added]
No delay, and no decay
No delay, and no decay
Let the fire consume them
They will burn this way-Yay!

[Fade away]
Foul DNA, just burn them today
Foul DNA, just burn them today




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Porfle Popnecker - November 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Smokin' parody.
Bonz - November 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Brutal, but aren't both flamethrowers and napalm banned? Seriously?
Rob Arndt - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Big misconception. Napalm and other flame weapons can be used against military targets but not civilian populations by UN Council on CCW from 1980. However, not all nations accept this. And FYI modern napalm was used against the Germans in France in 1944 BEFORE the Japanese. The Germans had their own flamethrowers and a dangerous substance called N-Material that was abandoned by the German Army as too dangerous to store and use but was picked-up by the SS and produced at Falkenhagen with a supremely designed plant. The material was found to be CIF3 which burns so hot that it actually repels water and if thrown in water will jump itself out! It can eat through concrete, steel, and air intakes. The Germans had the material in superstrength containers that if a fire started the entire storage and processing areas would be flooded under extreme pressure to keep the material from spreading- contained until it burned out. For every 1 ton of CIF3 each container had 1.5 tons of shielding!!! The Soviets came across it hidden in the woods...
WCJ - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm late again, Talk about a "hot" little parody! :-D What is napalm made out of anyway, petroleum and kerosene then lit with a gas jet? Oh, and 555 for this flamin' hot parody! :-)

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