-> "Not That Scary"
Original Song Title:
"Bloody Mary"
Parody Song Title:
"Not That Scary"
The Lyrics
Touched down on the ground, our unit’s on the move
And when we’re done, our smoking guns will be rid of you
Contagion has wiped out the land we once called home
Here is where the Zombies roam
But…
We'll slash, slash, slash
With each axe, axe, axe,
Until they’re dead, dead, dead
The ground soaked (bloody) red
We're gonna blast, blast, blast
Really fast, fast,
Aiming at their heads
All together
Kill them before they get fed
Because
We are here for you
Save humanity that is too few
We will show no mercy
Zombie enemy is not that scary
We are not just fresh meat for the rotting dead to carve
Gonna blow out their brains and rip out their evil hearts
Oh yes, we soldiers can be just as cold
Decapitate, crush their bones
We'll slash, slash, slash
With each axe, axe, axe,
Until they’re dead, dead, dead
The ground soaked (bloody) red
We're gonna blast, blast, blast
Really fast, fast,
Aiming at their heads
All together
Kill them before they get fed
Because
We are here for you
Save humanity that is too few
We will show no mercy
Zombie enemy is not that scary
Above ya, Above ya, Above ya, Above ya, Above ya
Thump, thump, rat-a-tat
Thump, thump, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat
Thump, thump, rat-a-tat
Thump, thump, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat
[Army attack helo launching missiles and firing MGs]
Thump, thump, rat-a-tat
We are here for you
Save humanity that is too few, far too few
We are here for you (Hurrah!), see
When they're gone (Hurrah!) we will have the victory!
Hurrah!!!
Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh,
Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh,
[ USAF jets overhead]
Our land we love… now soaked in blood…
Yet
We hold our ground... put Zombies down
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
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