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Song Parodies -> "Not That Scary"

Original Song Title:

"Bloody Mary"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Not That Scary"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is my 32nd Zombie parody and 54th GaGa parody!!!
Touched down on the ground, our unit’s on the move
And when we’re done, our smoking guns will be rid of you

Contagion has wiped out the land we once called home
Here is where the Zombies roam

But…

We'll slash, slash, slash
With each axe, axe, axe,
Until they’re dead, dead, dead
The ground soaked (bloody) red
We're gonna blast, blast, blast
Really fast, fast,
Aiming at their heads
All together
Kill them before they get fed

Because

We are here for you
Save humanity that is too few
We will show no mercy
Zombie enemy is not that scary

We are not just fresh meat for the rotting dead to carve
Gonna blow out their brains and rip out their evil hearts
Oh yes, we soldiers can be just as cold
Decapitate, crush their bones

We'll slash, slash, slash
With each axe, axe, axe,
Until they’re dead, dead, dead
The ground soaked (bloody) red
We're gonna blast, blast, blast
Really fast, fast,
Aiming at their heads
All together
Kill them before they get fed

Because

We are here for you
Save humanity that is too few
We will show no mercy
Zombie enemy is not that scary

Above ya, Above ya, Above ya, Above ya, Above ya
Thump, thump, rat-a-tat
Thump, thump, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat
Thump, thump, rat-a-tat
Thump, thump, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat

[Army attack helo launching missiles and firing MGs]

Thump, thump, rat-a-tat

We are here for you
Save humanity that is too few, far too few
We are here for you (Hurrah!), see
When they're gone (Hurrah!) we will have the victory!
Hurrah!!!
Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh,
Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh,

[ USAF jets overhead]

Our land we love… now soaked in blood…

Yet

We hold our ground... put Zombies down

Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!





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Rebekah Dub - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Watch your backs, Zombies! Rob's gonna getcha! 555!
Rob Arndt - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Rebekah, thanks. We do themes here from time to time and I missed the old Zombie series, so I have done an independent series that has run 33 parodies and continuing on!

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