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Song Parodies -> "Sorceress"
Original Song Title:
"Judas"
Original Performer:
Lady GaGa
Parody Song Title:
"Sorceress"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
From the Japanimation short "Unit 612", Mariko (a Kunoichi) is sent to Tokyo to kill the dreaded Dragon Empress Osuna who, along with her Silk Glove assassins, plans to kill Emperor Hirohito using magic. She possesses Hanko-ki (telepathy), Shimo-ki (levitation), and Ashioti-ki (spirit being calling) among other magical powers of persuasion and intimidation. Mariko carries with her the Blood Clan's magic Shuryu (Sword Dragon) that can defeat her and her bodyguards. The battle is on!!!
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
Osuna! Sorceress!
Osuna! Sorceress!
Osuna! Sorceress!
Oh No!!!
Unit 612 sends Kunoichi
Mariko’s Shuryu will make her bleed
Confront her best “Silk Gloves” that she has trained
Attack, thrust the blade right through their brains
She’ll bring them down, bring them down, down
Empress taken down, Empress taken down
[Chorus]
Mariko is no fool, Dragon Empress is cruel
Blood Clan is at war with a Sorceress lady
Mariko is no fool, Dragon Empress is cruel
Blood Clan is at war with a Sorceress lady
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
Osuna! Sorceress!
Osuna! Sorceress!
Osuna! Sorceress!
Oh No!!!
Hanko-ki, Shimo-ki, Ashioto-ki
Osuna practices her evil ways
Mariko will thrust Shuryu
Into her black heart, evil body
She’ll bring them down, bring them down, down
Empress taken down, Empress taken down
Mariko is no fool, Dragon Empress is cruel
Blood Clan is at war with a Sorceress lady
Mariko is no fool, Dragon Empress is cruel
Blood Clan is at war with a Sorceress lady
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
[Bridge]
In the most moral sense,
She is beyond repentance
Dragon Empress, Sorceress, seduces minds
But in our cultural sense
She must be put to the test
Sorceress magic defense
Will ultimately fail this time
Kuno will kill you,
As the armed Silk Gloves try to defend you
She has the Shuryu,
Sorceress demon, She’s killed you
She’s killed you!!!
Mariko is no fool, Dragon Empress is cruel
Blood Clan is at war with a Sorceress lady
Mariko is no fool, Dragon Empress is cruel
Blood Clan is at war with a Sorceress lady
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
Osuna! Sorceress!
Osuna! Sorceress!
Osuna! Sorceress!
Oh No!!!
Down she goes…
Down she goes…
Is a Sorceress
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
Osuna! Sorceress!
Osuna! Sorceress!
Osuna! Sorceress!
Oh No!!!
Unit 612 sends Kunoichi
Mariko’s Shuryu will make her bleed
Confront her best “Silk Gloves” that she has trained
Attack, thrust the blade right through their brains
She’ll bring them down, bring them down, down
Empress taken down, Empress taken down
[Chorus]
Mariko is no fool, Dragon Empress is cruel
Blood Clan is at war with a Sorceress lady
Mariko is no fool, Dragon Empress is cruel
Blood Clan is at war with a Sorceress lady
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
Osuna! Sorceress!
Osuna! Sorceress!
Osuna! Sorceress!
Oh No!!!
Hanko-ki, Shimo-ki, Ashioto-ki
Osuna practices her evil ways
Mariko will thrust Shuryu
Into her black heart, evil body
She’ll bring them down, bring them down, down
Empress taken down, Empress taken down
Mariko is no fool, Dragon Empress is cruel
Blood Clan is at war with a Sorceress lady
Mariko is no fool, Dragon Empress is cruel
Blood Clan is at war with a Sorceress lady
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
[Bridge]
In the most moral sense,
She is beyond repentance
Dragon Empress, Sorceress, seduces minds
But in our cultural sense
She must be put to the test
Sorceress magic defense
Will ultimately fail this time
Kuno will kill you,
As the armed Silk Gloves try to defend you
She has the Shuryu,
Sorceress demon, She’s killed you
She’s killed you!!!
Mariko is no fool, Dragon Empress is cruel
Blood Clan is at war with a Sorceress lady
Mariko is no fool, Dragon Empress is cruel
Blood Clan is at war with a Sorceress lady
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
O,O,O, Osuna
Is a Sorceress
Osuna! Sorceress!
Osuna! Sorceress!
Osuna! Sorceress!
Oh No!!!
Down she goes…
Down she goes…
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Cool. Now I want to see the movie!
Not sure, but this was part of a short series... may be OOP by now or never released on DVD- saw it on TV. It came to me b/c of the on-going Kunoichi-Samurai battles!!! Try Kekko Kamen, the world's first NUDE female superhero. The Animated DVD is best, don't buy the real nude ones, they are not good ;-D
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