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Song Parodies -> "That Damn Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Telephone"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"That Damn Phone"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

A year and a half late,condensed and slightly off-paced.Enjoy!
Hello,hello
Who the Hell is this?
Even from here I can tell you smell like piss
What-what-whatttt
No,I don't want a collection of movies
With Andy Dick
You telemarketers are makin' me sick
M-makin me sick
M-makin me sick
You telemarketers are makin' me sick

Don't ever call me again or I'll punch you
Just look at my boobs,they're real,mind you

Don't call me(2x)
Just leave me alone
Or I'll throw out that damn phone

Don't call me(2x)
Just leave me alone
Or I'll throw out that damn phone

Eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhh
Stop telephonin' me-eh-eh-eh
I'm busy-eh-eh-eh-eh
Stop telephonin' me-eh-eh-eh

The line is screwed up
Guess I'll smash that damn phone
Better watch out
Or I'll go Russel Crowe on that damn phone

I think this phone is made of plaster
Naomi Campbell threw her
Think I'm gonna do like her
She's prettier than me,blast her!
I should gave bought a Motorola!

I swear to God,I'm gonna smash that damn phone
Plus
It's got that stupid "Who let the dogs out" ringtone

I'm gonna-I'm gonna smash that damn phone!
Or bury it underground like a bone

Don't wanna hurt no one
Just wanna smash that damn phone
Gonna stomp it on the ground like an ice-cream cone


Just-!
Get rid of ths stupid damn phone
I can't stand anymore of that damn phone

Eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhh
Stop telephonin' me-eh-eh-eh
I'm busy-eh-eh-eh-eh
Stop telephonin' me-eh-eh-eh

La la la la la la!
Don't wanna hear from that damn phone
La la la la la la!
Don't wanna hear from that damn phone

That damn phone
Th-th-that damn phone

La la la la la la!
Don't wanna hear from that damn phone
The number you are dialing is out of order.Please hang up and try again.

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