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Song Parodies -> "Chew Toy"
Original Song Title:
"Judas"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Chew Toy"
Parody Written by:
Lord Pyron Kintay
The Lyrics
Chey toy soooo rhymes with Judas. Yes.
Puppy POV:
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I want a che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I want a che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! OM-NOM-NOM!
When it’s thrown to me, I am ready!
A flying tennis ball, fuzzy and green!
Or maybe it’s a disk like a Frisbee!
Whatever it is I will go hunting!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
I'll chase it down, bring it to the ground!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
And now my big frown, it will turn upside down!
Oh, it’s my favourite tool, a wood and rubber jewel
I really love my chew toy, puppy!
An imitation bone, or squeaky garden gnome
As long as it’s a chew toy, puppy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I love my che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I love my che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! OM-NOM-NOM!
Chew Toy POV:
Oh I get nommed on nearly every day!
The canines and incisors have their way
But don’t worry, it’s not like I feel pain
As long as I can please the cute puppy!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
I’m going down, dragged down to the ground!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
And the puppy’s frown, it will turn upside down!
I’m just a lowly tool, a wood and rubber jewel
I’m nothing but a chew toy, puppy!
An imitation bone, or squeaky garden gnome
I’m nothing but your chew toy, puppy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I’m just a che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I’m just a che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
(Ruff!)
Puppy POV:
And now I’ve been real bored since
My toy flew over the fence
Into the bushes, in which I could not find.
But using my puppy sense,
My sad face never relents.
And soon a new toy presents.
My begging works every time =D
Chew Toy POV:
It’s been a few weeks…
It feels so strange with no one nomming on me
But even among the dirt and the weeds
A chew toy will remain faithful, oh you’ll see!
Oh you’ll see!
I’m just a lowly tool, a wood and rubber jewel
I’m nothing but your chew toy, puppy!
An imitation bone, or squeaky garden gnome
I’m nothing but your chew toy, puppy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I’m still your che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I’m still your che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
Puppy POV:
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! OM-NOM-NOM!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I want a che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I want a che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! OM-NOM-NOM!
When it’s thrown to me, I am ready!
A flying tennis ball, fuzzy and green!
Or maybe it’s a disk like a Frisbee!
Whatever it is I will go hunting!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
I'll chase it down, bring it to the ground!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
And now my big frown, it will turn upside down!
Oh, it’s my favourite tool, a wood and rubber jewel
I really love my chew toy, puppy!
An imitation bone, or squeaky garden gnome
As long as it’s a chew toy, puppy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I love my che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I love my che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! OM-NOM-NOM!
Chew Toy POV:
Oh I get nommed on nearly every day!
The canines and incisors have their way
But don’t worry, it’s not like I feel pain
As long as I can please the cute puppy!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
I’m going down, dragged down to the ground!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
Woof-woof! Arf-Arf-Arooo!
And the puppy’s frown, it will turn upside down!
I’m just a lowly tool, a wood and rubber jewel
I’m nothing but a chew toy, puppy!
An imitation bone, or squeaky garden gnome
I’m nothing but your chew toy, puppy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I’m just a che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I’m just a che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
(Ruff!)
Puppy POV:
And now I’ve been real bored since
My toy flew over the fence
Into the bushes, in which I could not find.
But using my puppy sense,
My sad face never relents.
And soon a new toy presents.
My begging works every time =D
Chew Toy POV:
It’s been a few weeks…
It feels so strange with no one nomming on me
But even among the dirt and the weeds
A chew toy will remain faithful, oh you’ll see!
Oh you’ll see!
I’m just a lowly tool, a wood and rubber jewel
I’m nothing but your chew toy, puppy!
An imitation bone, or squeaky garden gnome
I’m nothing but your chew toy, puppy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I’m still your che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I’m still your che-ew toy, che-ew toy!
Puppy POV:
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! Chew to-oy!
Arf! Arf! OM-NOM-NOM!
The chew toy was eventually found and given back to the puppy. The puppy is happier than ever with two chew toys. The chew toy suddenly stopped being personified and so has no future worth noting =)
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