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Song Parodies -> "Schmeisser"

Original Song Title:

"Scheisse"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Schmeisser"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Should have thought of this right away!!! The German MP-40 SMG in WW2 was a result of careful analysis of the weapons used in the Spanish Civil War. The Heer wanted a new SMG, but without the wooden furniture and adding a folding stock. The result was the MP-38 which then became the MP-40 through simplification of the manufacturign process to use more stampings and weldings. The resulting gun became known as the "Schmeisser" during the war although it was designed by Vollmer of the Erma Werke (Hugo Schmeisser designed the previous Bergmann SMGs)!!! It could fire 600 rpm and carried 32 rounds (the MP-40/2 could carry 64 rounds with dual magazine receiver). It proved very effective and instantly recognizable like the Stuka as a symbol of German aggression. A popular weapon, it was used postwar all over the world as both a police and terror weapon...
[INTRO:]
I do speak German, but I can mix English in if you’d like. Ja!

[POST-CHORUS:]
Deutsche Soldaten sind hier
Adolf Hitler ist Fuhrer
Sieg-heil, Sieg-heil
Der sieg wird unsere sein

Deutsche Soldaten sind hier
Adolf Hitler ist Fuhrer
Sieg-heil, Sieg-heil
Der sieg wird unsere sein

Deutsche Soldaten sind hier
Adolf Hitler ist Fuhrer
Sieg-heil, Sieg-heil
Der sieg wird unsere sein

Deutsche Soldaten sind hier
Adolf Hitler ist Fuhrer
Sieg-heil, Sieg-heil
Der sieg wird unsere sein

Deutsche Soldaten sind hier
Adolf Hitler ist Fuhrer
Sieg-heil, Sieg-heil
Der sieg wird unsere sein

Deutsche Soldaten sind hier
Adolf Hitler ist Fuhrer
Sieg-heil, Sieg-heil
Der sieg wird unsere sein

I'll take our enemies out tonight,
serving our mighty Reich
Schmeisser-Schmeisser is mine,
Schmeisser is mine (Schmeisser is mine)

Part of the Blitzkrieg all right,
Kill whomever I like
Schmeisser-Schmeisser is mine,
Schmeisser is mine (Schmeisser is mine)

[PRE-CHORUS:]
When I'm on a war mission
I bring lots of ammunition
I am a German soldier,
We will win through attrition

[CHORUS:]
My, My Schmeisser shoots enemies here and there
My, My Schmeisser has a high rate of fire, Ja!
My, My Schmeisser shoots enemies here and there
My, My Schmeisser can carry 32 rounds anywhere, Ja!

Ah ah ah ah ah
With my Schmeisser, Ja!
Ah ah ah ah ah
With my Schmeisser, Ja!
Ah ah ah ah ah
With my Schmeisser, Ja!
Ah ah ah ah ah
With my Schmeisser, Ja!

I do speak German, but the whole world should!!!

Deutsche Soldaten sind hier
Adolf Hitler ist Fuhrer
Sieg-heil, Sieg-heil
Der sieg wird unsere sein

Deutsche Soldaten sind hier
Adolf Hitler ist Fuhrer
Sieg-heil, Sieg-heil
Der sieg wird unsere sein

War is justified by what Hitler says is right
Schmeisser-Schmeisser is mine,
MP-40 is mine (MP-40 is mine)
Both Slavic Communist or Allies from the West
We will dominate mankind
Fight for your life (Fight for your life)

When I'm on a war mission
I bring lots of ammunition
I am a German soldier,
We will win through attrition

My, My Schmeisser shoots enemies here and there
My, My Schmeisser has a high rate of fire, Ja!
My, My Schmeisser shoots enemies here and there
My, My Schmeisser can carry 32 rounds anywhere, Ja!

Ah ah ah ah ah
With my Schmeisser, Ja!
Ah ah ah ah ah
With my Schmeisser, Ja!
Ah ah ah ah ah
With my Schmeisser, Ja!
Ah ah ah ah ah
With my Schmeisser, Ja!

I do speak German, but the whole world should!!!

My, My Schmeisser shoots enemies here and there
My, My Schmeisser has a high rate of fire, Ja!
My, My Schmeisser shoots enemies here and there
My, My Schmeisser can carry 32 rounds anywhere, Ja!

Ah ah ah ah ah
With my Schmeisser, Ja!
Ah ah ah ah ah
With my Schmeisser, Ja!
Ah ah ah ah ah
With my Schmeisser, Ja!
Ah ah ah ah ah
With my Schmeisser, Ja!

Deutsche Soldaten sind hier
Adolf Hitler ist Fuhrer
Sieg-heil, Sieg-heil
Der sieg wird unsere sein

Deutsche Soldaten sind hier
Adolf Hitler ist Fuhrer
Sieg-heil, Sieg-heil
Der sieg wird unsere sein





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Wild Child JIN - June 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Exzellente Parodie Rob! 555! :-) Don't worry, I can't speak a lick of German, I used a translator. ;-)
Rob Arndt - June 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Easy German: German soldiers are here, Adolf Hitler is Fuhrer, Hail-victory, Hail-victory, The victory will be ours!!!

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