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Song Parodies -> "Badass"

Original Song Title:

"Judas"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Badass"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My second take on "Judas"...
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in love with a Badass

Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in love with a Badass

Badass! Bad-ass Badass!
Badass! Bad-ass Badass! GAG!!!

When he comes to me I am slutty
I’ll wash his dirty body down on my knees
Forgive him whenever he starts to go insane
Even after the many times he beats me

I’ll calm him down, calm him down, down
My biker macho clown, biker macho clown

[Chorus]
I’m just a stupid girl, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with a Badass, baby
I’m just a stupid girl, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with a Badass, baby

Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in love with a Badass

Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in love with a Badass

Badass! Bad-ass Badass!
Badass! Bad-ass Badass! GAG!!!

I shouldn’t love this man, I'm in a daze
Even judges forgave his criminal ways
Such an abusive man, that I should run
To a safe house or else find my dead body

I’ll calm him down, calm him down, down
My biker macho clown, biker macho clown

I’m just a stupid girl, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with a Badass, baby
I’m just a stupid girl, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with a Badass, baby

Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in love with a Badass

Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in love with a Badass

[Bridge]
I must lack common sense,
I am beyond ignorance
Hot looker, prostituting myself, lost my mind
Yes, I am so dense
I always speak in his defense
Badass, hits me if offenced,
Maybe I’ll call the cops next time

I wanna love him,
But he’s a bum I should stay away from
Normal, I‘m not used to
Badass is the moron I cling to
I cling to

I’m just a stupid girl, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with a Badass, baby
I’m just a stupid girl, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with a Badass, baby

Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in love with a Badass

Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in love with a Badass

Badass! Bad-ass Badass!
Badass! Bad-ass Badass! GAG!!!


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Hammerhead - June 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice one, 555!!!

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