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Song Parodies -> "Porn My Way"

Original Song Title:

"Born this Way"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Porn My Way"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A revision of the adult version... sanitized.
It doesn't matter if you lust after him, or her, or even THEM
Just take your clothes off
'Cause this is porn my way, baby

The director told me I wasn't too young
Legally, to become a porn star
He pulled my hair and ripped my clothes right off
In the back of his sportscar

"There's nothin' wrong with bein' the hottie you are"
He said, "'Cause you have a perfect body, babe"
"So get undressed for the camera, girl, you'll go far,
listen to me when I say"

Chorus
I'm so very hot as they say,
'Cause I've got great DNA
I'm under the bright lights, baby
This is porn my way

I'm never ashamed, I have no regrets,
‘Cause I'm smoking' hot and my body's the best
I'm under the bright lights, baby
This is porn my way

Ooo, I just enjoy the pay
Baby, this is porn my way
Baby, this is Porn My Way
Ooo, I just enjoy the pay
Baby, this is porn my way
I'm right on my back, baby
Enjoying Porn My Way

Don't be a drag, make me a queen
Don't be a drag, make me a queen
Don't be a drag, make me a queen
Love me!

Give the world pleasure
And please your friends
Rent X-rated videos, this is the truth
In the tradition of the adult industry
I must prostitute myself, exploit my youth

Thousands of lovers is not a sin
Believe studio W-I-C-K-E-D (Hey, Hey, Hey)
I love my sex life, I love being on camera, and
Amo il sesso (I love sex)

I'm so very hot as they say,
'Cause I've got great DNA
I'm under the bright lights, baby
This is porn my way

I'm never ashamed, I have no regrets,
‘Cause I'm smoking' hot and my body's the best
I'm under the bright lights, baby
This is porn my way

Ooo, I just enjoy the pay
Baby, this is porn my way
Baby, this is Porn My Way
Ooo, I just enjoy the pay
Baby, this is porn my way
I'm lying on my back, baby
Enjoying Porn My Way

Don't be drag, make me a queen
Whether you're a stud or Charlie Sheen
You're small, medium, large, just a man
Doesn‘t matter to me, I am what I am
Whether the adult industry
Lets you get exploited, noticed, or pleased
Join-up and use my body today
'Cause baby, this is Porn My Way

No matter gay, straight or bi
Lesbian, or trans-gender guy
I'm right on my back, baby
And I am certainly not shy
No matter small, medium, or large
Just a man
I'm right on my back, baby
I am what I am

I'm so very hot as they say,
'Cause I've got great DNA
I'm under the bright lights, baby
This is porn my way

I'm never ashamed, I have no regrets,
‘Cause I'm smoking' hot and my body's the best
I'm under the bright lights, baby
This is porn my way

This is Porn My Way, hey!
This is Porn My Way, hey!
I'm right on my back, baby
This is Porn My Way, hey!

This is Porn My Way, hey!
This is Porn My Way, hey!
I'm right on my back, baby
This is Porn My Way, hey!

I'm an easy lay, but now getting paid
I'm an easy lay, but now getting paid





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