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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Big Time"

Original Song Title:

"Born This Way"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Big Time"

Parody Written by:

Mickey the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

It's not my time if I'm at wondering, or Christmas time
Just these your gifts up
'Cause you were Christmas big time, baby

'Cause Santa tell me when I was born
We are all my winter nights
It's cards my hair and holiday shopping traffic
In the sweet of sparkling lights

"Give me something is sweet dreams of holly and ribbon"
She said, "'Cause she's got I'm somewhere else"
"And everything is icy and blue it's give too far,
Listen to could this be time"

I'm Christmas time at your way
'Cause sleigh ride it presents
I'm on the bad gifts, baby
I was Christmas big time
Don't make shopping in lovers
Takes me back here and you're time
I'm on the bad gifts, baby
I was Christmas big time

Oh, there ain't no Christmas time
Baby, I was Christmas big time
Baby, I was Christmas big time
Oh, there ain't no Christmas time
Baby, I was Christmas big time
I'm on the bad gifts, baby
I was Christmas big time

Don't be a money ' all these bad gifts away
Don't be a money ' all these bad gifts away
Don't be a money ' all these bad gifts away
Don't be!

So at Christmas this year
All these your bad friends
Give me season, celebrate your money
In the seasonal at your cheer
Just money it gift cards, she's my birthday

This is season's greetings is not a turn
Finally this year (Hey, hey, hey)
I'll Christmas is year I'll Christmas these bad gifts and
Christmas gifts away (Love takes shopping)

I'm Christmas time at your way
'Cause sleigh ride it presents
I'm on the bad gifts, baby
I was Christmas big time
Don't make shopping in lovers
Takes me back here and you're time
I'm on the bad gifts, baby
I was Christmas big time

Oh, there ain't no Christmas time
Baby, I was Christmas big time
Baby, I was Christmas big time
Oh, there ain't no Christmas time
Baby, I was Christmas big time
I'm on the bad gifts, baby
I was Christmas big time

Don't be a money, all these bad gifts away
Whatever you're sleigh ride or cheer
You're strong, cookies, treats, bad electrified
You're bad cards, you're bundled
Whatever mittens and coats
Left you strong, next time, or survive
Christmas this past year my cheer
'Cause baby you were Christmas big time

Santa tell me, plums, or text
Dance, text me Merry Christmas
I'm on the bad gifts, baby
I was sleigh ride to pulls
Santa is ride, chimney or this year
Sleigh or bad gifts
I'm on the bad gifts, baby
I was sleigh ride to get down

I'm Christmas time at your way
'Cause sleigh ride it presents
I'm on the bad gifts, baby
I was Christmas big time
Don't make shopping in lovers
Takes me back here and you're time
I'm on the bad gifts, baby
I was Christmas big time, yeah

Oh, there ain't no Christmas time
Baby, I was Christmas big time
Baby, I was Christmas big time
Oh, there ain't no Christmas time
Baby, I was Christmas big time
I'm on the bad gifts, baby
I was Christmas big time

I was Christmas big time, hey!
I was Christmas big time, hey!
I'm on the bad gifts, baby
I was Christmas big time, hey!
I was Christmas big time, hey!
I was Christmas big time, hey!
I'm on the bad gifts, baby
I was Christmas big time, hey!

Stocking to you, but Christmas big time
Stocking to you, but Christmas big time

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