-> "Alien Autopsy?"
Original Song Title:
"Paparazzi"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Alien Autopsy?"
The Lyrics
A strong thundercloud
The ship’s hit the ground
Struck by lightning bolt
Gave the craft quite a terrific jolt
The crash was fatal
Only fire and twisted metal, left, oh no
Long debris trail
Crash site is too dangerous
Not sure what it is
But no civilian photographs
Maybe it’s a spacecraft
But burning and really smashed
Better quarantine the area, ‘cause I-
I'm here for examination
Can’t risk contamination
Perhaps an Alien autopsy?
Maybe from another star
Or maybe just another German war capture
Perhaps an Alien Autopsy?
The craft is triangular with upturned wings
And FUGO-type balloon debris, among other things
It looks like a German Horten design
With stealth anti-radar grooves cut into the underside
No Alien Autopsy…
The nose is separated
While the central fuselage is crated
None of the men survived
Sadly, they all burned alive
Interior is burnt, fuselage covered in Luftschwamm
Other than that, looks like an exploded bomb
Lightning must have hit
The oxygen rich cockpit
Better seal-off the area ‘cause I-
I'm here for examination
Can’t risk de-classification
Will this turn into a conspiracy?
This isn’t from another star
Just another German war capture
No Alien Autopsy…
The craft is triangular with upturned wings
And FUGO-type balloon debris, among other things
It looks like a German Horten design
With stealth anti-radar grooves cut into the underside
No Alien Autopsy…
Amazing how this recon bird did fly
Now the USAF has to make up a lie
Say it was just a meteorological balloon
And remove all the debris soon
I'm here for examination
Can’t risk de-classification
Will this turn into a conspiracy?
This isn’t from another star
Just another German war capture
No Alien Autopsy…
The craft is triangular with upturned wings
And FUGO-type balloon debris, among other things
It looks like a German Horten design
With stealth anti-radar grooves cut into the underside
No Alien Autopsy…
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