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Song Parodies -> "The Edge of Boredom"

Original Song Title:

"The Edge of Glory"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"The Edge of Boredom"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Kid at Grandma's house...
Mom dumped me at Grandma's without my phone
That's right, she's crazy! (That's right, she's crazy)
And going to Grandma's always gives me such a fright (a fright)
No electronics is also lame and so wrong
Tonight, I'll go crazy! (Tonight, I'll go crazy)
Gram's old phonograph doesn't play my songs!
No playlist tonight...

No cell phone as such, Gram's rotary just sucks
She owns nothing new, has no Pay-Per-View
Tonight is really gonna suck

I'm on the edge of boredom, Grandma said I should read a book
The same old story, I see the board games right in view
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of boredom. Grandma, it's hard hangin' out with you!
There's nothing good to do...

Her old TV is all I can watch tonight
Black & White, so crazy! (No flatscreen- amazing!)
No "Call of Duty" with awesome fights, tonight
(Hella crazy! Hella crazy!)
It's a damn shame, she has no video games
Not even Atari! Not even Atari!
Do some crosswords she says again!
(Polite, as always, polite)

Goodnight, Grandma!!!



Go out and buy something new
Walmart has lots of tech to choose
(I can't even watch YouTube)!

(Chorus) [x2]

I guess Pornhub's out of the question!!!

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Old Man - February 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Very modern take on kids today. Made me feel dated though, but 5's
Patrick - February 19, 2018 - Report this comment
My Grandmother had books, B/W TV and a rotary phone. I miss her.
Caro - November 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Gran'ma lived in the country so I was outdoors most of the time; HOWEVER she did have a party line & that was interesting. I miss the good old days!

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