Original Song Title:
"You and I"
Parody Song Title:
Verse 1: It’s been rough time
Since the white man came
Been a rough time gettin’ killed and maimed
It’s time, I’m not givin’ up so soon
We pay for favor in a special way
I’ll give everything I have to help us win the day
It’s time, give our deity some food
Pre-chorus: You say, “lay right down, this won’t take long”
At the apex of the temple with just nothin’ on
Spread me out on the stone where we
Praise the god, Huitzilopochtli
Chorus: Somethin’, somethin’ about this act
Somethin’ just feels so right, cuz my tribe will stay intact
Somethin’, somethin’ about this ceremonial rite
Yeah somethin’ about human sacrifice…
Verse 2: I’ve lived a few years, I’m just north of twelve
I couldn’t dream a better death, than to offer myself
Aztec priest, drive that blade right through my heart
Hear the crowd a-chanting out their shouts of praise
With the bright sun shinin’ light of maize
It’s time, I will bring the white man’s doom!
Pre-chorus: Drain my blood ‘til it’s fully gone
Get your fingers dripping wet and then just smear it on
Drifting out as I hear you cheer
Giving vital strength to Xipe Totec’s spear
Chorus: Smoke is, smoke is inside my lungs
Soaked in some holy wine have this sweet fruit on my tongue
Cloaked in, cloaked in a cloud of smooth Mexico high
There’s somethin’ about human sacrifice!
Hook: Sacrifice! That sacrifice!
These human rites!
Oh yeah, I’m gonna die!
So my tribe can rise!
C’mon, throw your prayers up!
Verse 3: We got a whole bunch of captives that we’ll also send
But you can’t deny I’m the main event!
There’s all this conflict that Imma end with my own life
So here’s to you, Xipe Totec, you flay those whites
Chorus: Somethin’ somethin’ about that race (they’re very determined)
I’m an Aztec woman birthed to take you down
I’ve got my war paint all over my face!
Somethin’, somethin’ about just fueling Totec’s might
So throw your prayers up for Mexico
For Mexico, Mexico, it’s for you!
Hook: Sacrifice! My sacrifice!
Bay, I chose to die!
So my tribe can rise!
Sacrifice! My sacrifice!
Mexico, yeah I must die!
And now go and fight!
Outro: It’s been a long time since my mortal life
Been big hit in the afterlife
This god is not leavin’ things so skewed…
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