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Song Parodies -> "Paris"

Original Song Title:

"Venus"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Paris"

Parody Written by:

Blethar

The Lyrics

London Chunnel line, take me to the city, to the city: PARIS
Eurostar is speeding, under the ocean; tunnel motion: PARIS
Let’s go start a new life in Gaul-land; be a Frenchman: PARIS
Eurostar is speeding to a French nation, c’est si bon: PARIS

Francophiles, we stand united
Car, plane or train please take us to the city
I can’t wait to see the beauty
City of lights, city of lights

Take me to the city, take me to the city
Take me to the Frenchies, to the Frenchies, to the Frenchies
Take me to the city, take me to the city
Take me out to Paris, out to Paris, out to Paris

When I live city life, in the city of lights
I love how it all feels so right, it feels so right
But it doesn’t last long, and it starts going wrong
When you’re mugged on Saturday night
PARIS

So I’ve lost my wallet; at least I’m breathing - and leaving: PARIS
Tried it once and now I’m done with the city, ‘cause it’s shitty (shitty city)

Here’s a friendly word of warning:
Come for the week but leave before the weekend
You say I’m overreacting
City of light? City of shite!

Take me from the city, take me from the city
Take me from the Frenchies, from the Frenchies, from the Frenchies
Take me from the city, take me from the city
Take me out of Paris, out of Paris, out of Paris

When you're threatened with knives; beaten, clutching your sides
You’ll wonder if it’s worth the fight, it’s worth the fight
Got no money, no phone; stuck outside on your own
When you’re mugged on Saturday night, Saturday ni-ight

Been mugged on Saturday night, Saturday night
City of shi-ite
Been mugged on Saturday night
PARIS

Rouen, go
Move to Bordeaux!
Toulouse
Avignon
Poitiers
PARIS FUCK OFF
Annecy - all these better cities to see
Cannes
Now get in a van
And move to la France

You might give it a go, even when they scream “no”
And decide that it’s worth the fight, it’s worth the fight
Insurance on your phone, and your cash is at home
When you’re mugged on Saturday night, then it’s all ri-ght

It’s just a part of the life, part of the life
Parisian life
It’s just a part of the life

PARIS

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ladygaga - June 24, 2014 - Report this comment
CHEF-D’ŒUVRE!

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