Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Grav Bong"

Original Song Title:

"Applause"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Grav Bong"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I don't smoke pot, but know many that do. From joints, to blunts, to water pipes, and grav bongs... there are many ways to inhale weed. The main benefit of a gravity bong (aka bucket bong) is water pressure doing most of the work instead of the lungs through use of gravity and water pressure. And to make one is very simple and much cheaper than purchasing a water bong. Most items are household goods except the brass bowl w/aerator which can be purchased from any head shop.
I sit here making
a simple bucket bong
with me there‘s no debating:
is it right or is it wrong?

Large container filled with water, see
Mated with 2 liter,
brass bowl inserted top
With a screen aerator…

Simplicity: Grav Bong, Grav Bong, Grav Bong
For weed smoking: Grav Bong, right-on!
Weed smoking Grav Bong, right-on!
Water pressure makes smoking so easy
The Grav Bong, Grav Bong, Grav Bong

Made me this thing that I love
(got my matches out)
Just light it up, lift it up
(inhale a cloud)

Made me this thing that I love
(got my matches out)
Just light it up, lift it up
(inhale a cloud)

Inhale a cloud
(just light it up, lift it up)
GRAV BONG
GRAV BONG

How it works- no mystery,
smoke-n-gravity
Some pressure, H2O,
top off, and inhale with ease

Water pipes, now they are cool,
But water’s used for filtering
Grav Bong uses low-tech know-how,
To get high more easily!

Simplicity: Grav Bong, Grav Bong, Grav Bong
For weed smoking: Grav Bong, right-on!
Weed smoking Grav Bong, right-on!
Water pressure makes smoking so easy
The Grav Bong, Grav Bong, Grav Bong

Made me this thing that I love
(got my matches out)
Just light it up, lift it up
(inhale a cloud)

Made me this thing that I love
(got my matches out)
Just light it up, lift it up
(inhale a cloud)

Inhale a cloud
(just light it up, lift it up)
GRAV BONG
GRAV BONG

Ooh!
Puff-puff!
Ooh!
Puff-puff, WOW!
Ooh!

Simplicity: Grav Bong, Grav Bong, Grav Bong
For weed smoking: Grav Bong, right-on!
Weed smoking Grav Bong, right-on!
Water pressure makes smoking so easy
The Grav Bong, Grav Bong, Grav Bong

Made me this thing that I love
(got my matches out)
Just light it up, lift it up
(inhale a cloud)

Inhale a cloud
(just light it up, lift it up)

Inhale a cloud!

Inhale a cloud
(just light it up, lift it up)

AQUA-BHANGHA!!!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   5
 5
 5
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/ladygaga172.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 337