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Song Parodies -> "Cage Fighter"

Original Song Title:

"Monster"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Cage Fighter"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I happen to live next door to this guy's sister!!!
It’s called the UFC
I'ts not the WEC anymore
Ultimate Cage Fighter
You disgust me

He tore me apart
He t-t-tore me apart
(Brutal cage monster)

He tore me apart
He t-t-tore me apart, each round
(You disgust me)

Look at him
That body
That guy is bulging
And frankly
He's a hulk I despise
Just wan’t to rip out his freakin’ eyes

I had paced the cage before the round, like crazy
He cursed something while we threw down and fought, memory’s hazy
Flying elbows, kicks, and much more, don't quite recall
Then I took multiple hits to the jaw, ouch!

That guy is Urijah Faber
U-U-UFC cage fighter
That guy is a Urijah Faber
U-U-UFC cage fighter
That guy is Urijah Faber
(sent me to the) ER-ER-ER-ER

He tore me apart
(I hate that guy)
He tore me apart
(Wanna defeat him, but he’s strong as hell)

He opened his mouth
Said to me
“Dude, your facing imminent defeat”
Put a guillotine choke hold on me
I gasped "Dude get your dirty paws off me"

I had paced the cage before the round, like crazy
He cursed something while we threw down and fought, memory’s hazy
Flying elbows, kicks, and much more, don't quite recall
They I took multiple hits to the jaw, ouch!

That guy is Urijah Faber
U-U-UFC cage fighter
That guy is a Urijah Faber
U-U-UFC cage fighter
That guy is a Urijah Faber
(sent me to the) ER-ER-ER-ER

He tore me apart
(I hate that guy)
He tore me apart
(Wanna defeat him, but he’s strong as hell)

He tore me apart
He tore me apart
I swear I want that guy dead

I wanna be King of the Ring
But he sent me to the hospital instead
Oh no! Urijah Faber won by submission
Someday he’s going to beaten in his home town
Taken down by Mike Brown!!!

He tore me apart then bruised my brain
Oh no, TKO
(I hate that guy)
(Wanna defeat him, but he’s strong as hell)

That guy is Urijah Faber
U-U-UFC cage monster
(Can someone defeat him?)

That guy is Urijah Faber
U-U-UFC monster
(Can someone defeat him?)

That guy is Urijah Faber
U-U-UFC monster
(Can someone defeat him?)

That guy is a Urijah Faber
(gotta send HIM to the) ER-ER-ER-ER



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