-> "The Third Time Around (War Version)"
Original Song Title:
"The Third Time Around"
Parody Song Title:
"The Third Time Around (War Version)"
The Lyrics
How many times was this used?
Once, World War I, then excused
Back again for World War II
Stopping it was the good news
It weighed heavy 20 lbs
No grunt wanted to carry it around
Heat problems? Stop firing- no sound!
Magazine swaps? 20 rounds!!!
M1918 BAR?
PUT IT DOWN!!!
[Chorus]
The third time around
Korean battlegrounds
SAW wasn’t around
BAR made by typewriter clowns*
New flash hider was pronged
Gas regulator adjusted wrong
Plastic butt wasn’t wooden strong
Still, production went on
And on…
And on…
And on…
Was never practical for a squad
In World War II- just plain odd
No carry handle, shoulder on, ON
Short burst didn’t last long
Hard to believe that this lasted so long
‘Til the M249 came along
M14E was soooooo wrong
Army weapon decisions by clods
M1918 BAR?
PUT IT DOWN!!!
The third time around
Korean battlegrounds
SAW wasn’t around
BAR made by typewriter clowns*
Still, production went on
And on…
And on…
And on…
From long ago when on mud soldiers trod
M1918 BAR?
PUT IT DOWN!!!
The third time around
Korean battlegrounds
SAW wasn’t around
BAR made by typewriter clowns*
[Repeat and fade out]
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 3.7 | |
How Funny: | 3.7 | |
Overall Rating: | 3.7 | |
|
Total Votes: | 9 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 3 | |
| 3 | |
| 3 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 6 | |
| 6 | |
| 6 | |
|