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Song Parodies -> "Nudist"

Original Song Title:

"Judas"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Nudist"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My 137th Gaga parody :)
Show, show, show, show
Gotta be a nudist

Show, show, show, show
Gotta be a nudist

Nudist!
Naturalist
Nudist!
Naturalist
Nudist!
Naturalist
Nudist!
CLOTHES OFF!

When we were born, we were all clothes-free
And Ben Franklin supported nudity
Places around the world bare skin still reigns
Or the people dress very scantily

Let the garments down, garments down, down
Show your body proud, your body proud

[Chorus]
It‘s natural and cool, makes everyone equal
So I gotta be a nudist, frankly
It‘s natural and cool, makes everyone equal
So I gotta be a nudist, frankly

Show, show, show, show
Gotta be a nudist

Show, show, show, show
Gotta be a nudist

Nudist!
Naturalist
Nudist!
Naturalist
Nudist!
Naturalist
Nudist!
CLOTHES OFF!

Being nude should come so naturally
Who cares what your junk looks like anyway?
Whether a vagina, tits, or d*ck
They’re all part of the human body

Let the garments down, garments down, down
Show your body proud, your body proud

It‘s natural and cool, makes everyone equal
So I gotta be a nudist, frankly
It‘s natural and cool, makes everyone equal
So I gotta be a nudist, frankly

Show, show, show, show
Gotta be a nudist

Show, show, show, show
Gotta be a nudist

Nudist!
Naturalist
Nudist!
Naturalist
Nudist!
Naturalist
Nudist!
CLOTHES OFF!

[Bridge]
In the most practical sense,
There’s no need for repentance
From lookers, to the unfit, there are all kinds
But in the cultural sense
Especially in the West
Obsession with the way we dress,
Promotes labels and words so unkind

You need to be you,
Nudity exposure won’t ever kill you
Undressed is the real you,
Clothes are something that can transform you
False image untrue…

It‘s natural and cool, makes everyone equal
So I gotta be a nudist, frankly
It‘s natural and cool, makes everyone equal
So I gotta be a nudist, frankly

Show, show, show, show
Gotta be a nudist

Show, show, show, show
Gotta be a nudist

Nudist!
Naturalist
Nudist!
Naturalist
Nudist!
Naturalist
Nudist!
CLOTHES OFF!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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WCJ - July 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Hi Rob and everyone!! :-) I have returned momentarily, but DO!! plan on coming back very soon! I have several, five (what a nice number!) to be specific, new parodies on the typing board and in the works. ;-) . Now as for this parody you did Rob, I am not too familiar with Lady Ga Ga’s songs, I’d say mostly for the fact that I’ve never heard any of them, :-D . But from my pacing and certainly from a “FUNNY!” point of view, a 555 is quite in order here!! :-) . Oh, and if you like, email me, and I will tell you the names of the five parodies that I am currently working on, I just need to find the time to sit down, where I can peacefully write them… Here from you and you all soon!! The Mighty Jin shall never nor forever, abandon amIright! ;-)
Rob Arndt - July 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Welcome back good friend :) I missed you a lot and enjoyed our "Zoo" parodies. While you were gone I hit 2000+ but have been hit by the same 1-bombers for the last 6 mos straight, which is a shame b/c they are not newbies or random strikers but established vets and particularly the pacing police and a few artistry clowns. To no effect though as I am nearing 2075 and will get to 2100 and so on. I changed my email address and lost my address book JIN. I just hope there is a MJ or JJ parody in there of even another "Zoo" parody. You do those best. Feral to the max JIN :)
P.Peters - July 28, 2013 - Report this comment
for the 53rd time, you can type, but you're no comedian.
Rob Arndt - July 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Says you Poor Peter Nobody. My hits and author page say otherwise. I guess some of the milspeak throws you off in some of the parodies or the history lessons, but hey- that's your problem pal. Increase your knowledge base and come back when you have comparable stats ;-)

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