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Song Parodies -> "Occupied France"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Romance"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Occupied France"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A little crazy theme... but what the heck!!!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
Caught in Occupied France

NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
Caught in Occupied France

Luft-luft-Luftwaffe!
Stuka-BOMBEN-Stuka!
Luft-luft-Luftwaffe!
Trapped in Occupied France

Luft-luft-Luftwaffe!
Stuka-BOMBEN-Stuka!
Luft-luft-Luftwaffe!
Trapped in Occupied France

Hitler wants your country
He wants your industries
He wants raw materials
Slave labor for free
He has large guns
Guns, guns, guns
He has large guns

Hitler wants Paris
Military bases on demand
The Atlantic Wall built on coastal beach sand
He has large guns
Guns, guns, guns
He has large guns

Hitler knows that the French harbor Jews
And the SS knows it well too
Death in Occupied France

Hitler wants your nation
French Resistance fight to avenge
Hitler holds Occupied France
Kill a German soldier
Face Einsatzkommando revenge
Hitler won’t give up Occupied France

NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
Caught in Occupied France

NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
Caught in Occupied France

Luft-luft-Luftwaffe!
Stuka-BOMBEN-Stuka!
Luft-luft-Luftwaffe!
Trapped in Occupied France

Luft-luft-Luftwaffe!
Stuka-BOMBEN-Stuka!
Luft-luft-Luftwaffe!
Trapped in Occupied France

Bombing horror
Along the French coast
German submarine pens
Concentrated the most
Hitler has large guns
Guns, guns, guns
He has large guns

Hitler’s a psycho
Waiting for an attack
Pas de Calais beaches
When will the Allies be back?
He has large guns
Guns, guns, guns
He has large guns

Germany needs you
But they won’t feed you
Who will take back Occupied France?

We need air-dropped weapons
And we want sweet revenge
We could take back Occupied France
We need Allied firepower
A strong Allied advance
Come now, let’s take back Occupied France

NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
Caught in Occupied France

NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
Caught in Occupied France

Luft-luft-Luftwaffe!
Stuka-BOMBEN-Stuka!
Luft-luft-Luftwaffe!
Trapped in Occupied France

Luft-luft-Luftwaffe!
Stuka-BOMBEN-Stuka!
Luft-luft-Luftwaffe!
Trapped in Occupied France

D-Day landings, June 6th, amazing!
Push it!
Drive those Nazis crazy
D-Day landings, June 6th, amazing!
Push it!
Drive those Nazis crazy
D-Day landings, June 6th, amazing!
Push it!
Drive those Nazis crazy
D-Day landings, June 6th, amazing!
Push it!
Drive those Nazis crazy
Suddenly I’m a Free French baby

Break out the vin
Pain et fromage too
de Gaulle is in France
US Army rolling through

Collaborateurs
Rassemblement venez votre destin
Les têtes rasées par withn battues
ont signifié pour humilier
Germans are not our friends

NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
Caught in Occupied France

NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
Caught in Occupied France

Release the Panthers
Heavy fighting in the hedges
Come liberate Occupied France
The battle rages
Panthers and Tigers are blazing
Germans lose Occupied France

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
The Allies continue the advance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
The German Army and SS flee France

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Oui- Oui-ooo-la-la!
Vive la France

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Logan the Amazing - November 30, 2017 - Report this comment
How do you make such amazing parodies?! This is awesome! Keep it up!

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