-> "Bulbasaur"
Original Song Title:
"Born This Way"
Parody Song Title:
"Bulbasaur"
The Lyrics
Intro: All that matters is that I love him
And his use of H-M-1
(1-1-1-1-1-1…)
Just put your balls up
Cuz it’s my Bulbasaur baby
Verse 1: Professor told me when it was time
Must choose one Pokémon
There were three balls and each had their own path
To the grass is where I’m drawn
There’s nothing wrong with loving plants at all
I say, “Green is for the genius kind”
So with my buddy here, I will go far
Bulbasaur you are all mine!
Chorus: He has a bulb where he stores
All his powers and more
I picked the right guy, baby
I got Bulbasaur!
You have some envy I see
I guess you should have gone green
No I am not shy, because
I have Bulbasaur! (Bubasaur!)
Had a shot and man I scored
He’ll Vine Whip your ass and more
Glad I got my Bulbasaur!
Sleeping Powder makes you snore
Poison you with toxic spores
Attacks crazy
It’s my Bulbasaur!
Bridge: Don’t be so sore, just add a bulb
If you are sore, just add a bulb
I said before, just add a bulb
And more…
Verse 2: Give him some sunlight and that’s your end
Solar Beam destroys you all
In Kanto region we are truly feared
Not fought someone that didn’t fall
A water type bout, is not a prob
Because Razor Leaf T-KO’s
I’ll win this badge, and he will say too me
“Bulba-Bulbasaur-Bulba-Bulbasaur”
Chorus: His Petal Dance in a way
Is a divine display
Got special attacks galore
Cuz it’s Bulbasaur!
Where have those Pokémon went?
I’ll coax them in with Sweet Scent
Yes I can do that, easy
Have a Bulbasaur!
If you cross a dinosaur
With a bulb, and what’s in store?
Then you get a Bulbasaur!
Leech Seed gets his health restored
Then fights back with a Leaf Storm
Why even fight back, you’re screwed
I have Bulbasaur!
Bridge: Your fire’s dead, water’s unclean
You’re angry red and envy green
Not Rock, Ice, Bug, or E-lectric
Beats Fighting champs, and old Psychics
Won’t leave things so ambiguous
Gains health with Photosynthesis
Rejoice and cheer for mi amor
And you know it’s my Bulbasaur!
Chorus: He puts out Charmander’s flame
You best remember the name
He’ll knock you right out, easy
Cuz Charmander is lame
He’ll make your Squirtle a squirt
To show you how much he’s worth
I made the right choice, because
I got Bulbasaur perks
Chorus: Your chance of triumph is poor
Go home and train some more
Cuz you got no shot, zero
Without Bulbasaur!
His Pokéball’s in my palm
It’s not hard to stay calm
I got that grass swag, credence
With my Bulbasaur, yeah!
Oooh, this will not take too long
Blow you up with a Seed Bomb
Bulbasaur will take you on
He’s the key, unlocked the door
Don’t know what you’re fighting for
I found the right knack, people
And is Bulbasaur-aur!
Can’t beat Bulbasaur-aur
Can’t beat Bulbasaur-aur
I picked the right track, now that
I have Bulbasaur-aur!
Love my Bulbasaur-aur
Love my Bulbasaur-aur
Cuz I’m the Big Mac, fighting
With my Bulbasaur-aur!
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