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Song Parodies -> "Kev's Kiss"

Original Song Title:

"Judas"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Kev's Kiss"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Archie Comics has only 1 Gay character named Kevin Keller that caused a controversy when "Life of Archie No.16" came out. It showed Kevin getting married to a man and a group called A Million Mom's protested, asking Toys R Us not to display the comic at checkstands when it came out. TRU complied but the issue sold out entirely. Dan Parent who drew the issue has now responded with "Kevin Keller No.10" that debuts Aug 7th. In this instance Kevin Keller locks lips with b/f Devon in Pop Tate's diner which offends a mom. Veronica captures the incident and it gets posted to Riverdale's version of YouTube, causing more outcry. Parent said that this was his way of "poking fun" at the moms. Keller first appeared in "Veronica No.202," September 2010 which was the first second printing of an Archies Comic. Look for the issue to sell-out again.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
We’re in shock with Kev’s kiss

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
We’re in shock with Kev’s kiss

Kev‘s kiss!
Gay bliss
Kev‘s kiss!
Gay bliss
Kev‘s kiss!
Gay bliss
Kev‘s kiss!
With DEVON!!!

Kevin is Riverdale’s only Gay teen
At Pop Tate’s diner is where he was seen
Locking lips with his boyfriend seemed insane
A mom gets offended, lets off some steam

She put him down, put him down, down
Spoke her mind out loud, her mind out loud

[Chorus]
She’s a Self-Righteous Fool, harsh words came out cruel
But we‘re still in shock with Kev‘s kiss, oddly
She’s a Self-Righteous Fool, harsh words came out cruel
But we‘re still in shock with Kev‘s kiss, oddly

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
We’re in shock with Kev’s kiss

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
We’re in shock with Kev’s kiss

Kev‘s kiss!
Gay bliss
Kev‘s kiss!
Gay bliss
Kev‘s kiss!
Gay bliss
Kev‘s kiss!
With DEVON!!!

This isn’t like the girls with Archie
Betty & Veronica- a three-way???
HS hidden Gay relationship
In the open, shocks everybody

She put him down, put him down, down
Spoke her mind out loud, her mind out loud

She’s a Self-Righteous Fool, harsh words came out cruel
But we‘re still in shock with Kev‘s kiss, oddly
She’s a Self-Righteous Fool, harsh words came out cruel
But we‘re still in shock with Kev‘s kiss, oddly

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
We’re in shock with Kev’s kiss

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
We’re in shock with Kev’s kiss

Kev‘s kiss!
Gay bliss
Kev‘s kiss!
Gay bliss
Kev‘s kiss!
Gay bliss
Kev‘s kiss!
With DEVON!!!

[Bridge]
In the most practical sense,
This is just ignorance
K Keller, needs no defense, had a good time
But in the cultural sense
In Pop’s clean establishment
Kev‘s kiss caused an offence,
YouTube post launched outcry in short time

Veronica filmed you,
Now all of Riverdale’s eyes are upon you
The views are under review,
Sight looked at MORE than Pop’s menu
Too Taboo!!!

She’s a Self-Righteous Fool, harsh words came out cruel
But we‘re still in shock with Kev‘s kiss, oddly
She’s a Self-Righteous Fool, harsh words came out cruel
But we‘re still in shock with Kev‘s kiss, oddly

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
We’re in shock with Kev’s kiss

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
We’re in shock with Kev’s kiss

Kev‘s kiss!
Gay bliss
Kev‘s kiss!
Gay bliss
Kev‘s kiss!
Gay bliss
Kev‘s kiss!
With DEVON!!!




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Callmelennie - May 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Just checked your total. Looks like Rob2K (RA2K?) is just around the corner
Rob Arndt - May 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Yes, I should have it next week. Should have had it 5 mos ago but have been slowing down due to burnout and physical therapy each day. Am using a few select songs and artists to bump their score up as I hit 2000. Some people don't like that and 1-bomb me or they are PO'd at the stats I threw at them when they attacked me. But the goal is in targeting range. Btw, my Fragments have been front page 3 weeks in a row w/o even trying :)

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