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Song Parodies -> "Smokeless"

Original Song Title:

"Judas"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Smokeless"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My 1950th parody! Some fun with E-cigs...
Slow, slow, slow, slow
Trying to go smokeless

Slow, slow, slow, slow
Trying to go smokeless

Smokeless!
Lessens threat
Smokeless!
Lessens threat
Smokeless!
Lessens threat
Smokeless!
NO TAR!!!

E-Cigs well-received, as novelty
Pushed by companies and celebrities (Heigl)
“Sensation feels the same” and so is claimed
Liquid vapor fine, still nicotine

Cuts smoking down, smoking down, down
And allowed in crowds, allowed in crowds

[Chorus]
I’m just a Smoking Fool, carcinogens are cruel
But now I‘m going smokeless, daily
I’m just a Smoking Fool, carcinogens are cruel
But now I’m going smokeless, daily

Slow, slow, slow, slow
Trying to go smokeless

Slow, slow, slow, slow
Trying to go smokeless

Smokeless!
Lessens threat
Smokeless!
Lessens threat
Smokeless!
Lessens threat
Smokeless!
NO TAR!!!

I couldn’t give up cigs completely
Tried patches, gum, and different ways
For me, E-Cigs are a neat trick
Higher cost is price that I must pay

Cuts smoking down, smoking down, down
And allowed in crowds, allowed in crowds

I’m just a Smoking Fool, carcinogens are cruel
But now I‘m going smokeless, daily
I’m just a Smoking Fool, carcinogens are cruel
But now I’m going smokeless, daily

Slow, slow, slow, slow
Trying to go smokeless

Slow, slow, slow, slow
Trying to go smokeless

Smokeless!
Lessens threat
Smokeless!
Lessens threat
Smokeless!
Lessens threat
Smokeless!
NO TAR!!!

[Bridge]
In the most practical sense,
They lessen cig dependence
Mist smoker, lessens offense, in public minds
But in the cultural sense
It’s not a REAL cigarette
Peers tend to smoke MORE- not less,
Even dangerous non-filtered types

Smoking is NOT cool,
Lung cancer can lead to survival
Denied by Big Tobacco,
Smokeless is the new type I cling to
Changed my views…

I’m just a Smoking Fool, carcinogens are cruel
But now I‘m going smokeless, daily
I’m just a Smoking Fool, carcinogens are cruel
But now I’m going smokeless, daily

Slow, slow, slow, slow
Trying to go smokeless

Slow, slow, slow, slow
Trying to go smokeless

Smokeless!
Lessens threat
Smokeless!
Lessens threat
Smokeless!
Lessens threat
Smokeless!
NO TAR!!!





About 6% of smokers in the US have switched to E-cigs and 1-in-5 has tried them. Although costly, their numbers are increasing and the stigma of smoking in public is reduced b/c it is water vapor based with no secondhand smoke. After patches, and gum, the E-Cig is third for reducing addiction. Still, 42,000 Americans will be diagnosed with oral cancer this year...

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Patrick - April 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Government still wants to regulate them. Switching to smokeless reduces tax revenue, something the government really does care about.

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