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Song Parodies -> "Cyprus"
Original Song Title:
"Judas"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Cyprus"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The EU fiscal crisis continues...
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
BAILOUT!
“Avoid bankruptcy,” desperate pleas
Cash controls and deposit levies
Eurozone 25 is playing games
Trying to stop banking insolvency
Cash flowing out, flowing out, out
Large sum seized accounts, with high amounts
[Chorus]
Now Berlin makes the rules, strict measures are so cruel
There‘s a banking crisis in Cyprus, lately
Now Berlin makes the rules, strict measures are so cruel
There’s a banking crisis in Cyprus, lately
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
BAILOUT!
Banking system run so poorly
Eurozone punishes its crooked ways
$13 billion (Euro) bailout not so slick
Not enough to save economy
Cash flowing out, flowing out, out
Large sum seized accounts, with high amounts
Now Berlin makes the rules, strict measures are so cruel
There‘s a banking crisis in Cyprus, lately
Now Berlin makes the rules, strict measures are so cruel
There’s a banking crisis in Cyprus, lately
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
BAILOUT!
[Bridge]
In the most practical sense,
Controls restore confidence
Off-setters, clean up the mess, work for a time
But in the cultural sense
Doesn’t work for Cypriots
Levied accounts, piled- up debts,
Runs on the banks and long lines-bad signs
They wanna trust you,
But fiscal crisis is plaguing the EU
New (Austerity) measures held to ,
Germans are the “devils” they whine to
They whine to
Now Berlin makes the rules, strict measures are so cruel
There‘s a banking crisis in Cyprus, lately
Now Berlin makes the rules, strict measures are so cruel
There’s a banking crisis in Cyprus, lately
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
BAILOUT!
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
BAILOUT!
“Avoid bankruptcy,” desperate pleas
Cash controls and deposit levies
Eurozone 25 is playing games
Trying to stop banking insolvency
Cash flowing out, flowing out, out
Large sum seized accounts, with high amounts
[Chorus]
Now Berlin makes the rules, strict measures are so cruel
There‘s a banking crisis in Cyprus, lately
Now Berlin makes the rules, strict measures are so cruel
There’s a banking crisis in Cyprus, lately
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
BAILOUT!
Banking system run so poorly
Eurozone punishes its crooked ways
$13 billion (Euro) bailout not so slick
Not enough to save economy
Cash flowing out, flowing out, out
Large sum seized accounts, with high amounts
Now Berlin makes the rules, strict measures are so cruel
There‘s a banking crisis in Cyprus, lately
Now Berlin makes the rules, strict measures are so cruel
There’s a banking crisis in Cyprus, lately
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
BAILOUT!
[Bridge]
In the most practical sense,
Controls restore confidence
Off-setters, clean up the mess, work for a time
But in the cultural sense
Doesn’t work for Cypriots
Levied accounts, piled- up debts,
Runs on the banks and long lines-bad signs
They wanna trust you,
But fiscal crisis is plaguing the EU
New (Austerity) measures held to ,
Germans are the “devils” they whine to
They whine to
Now Berlin makes the rules, strict measures are so cruel
There‘s a banking crisis in Cyprus, lately
Now Berlin makes the rules, strict measures are so cruel
There’s a banking crisis in Cyprus, lately
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Woes, woes, woes, woes
Banking crisis in Cyprus
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
Euro-mess
Cyprus!
BAILOUT!
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