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Song Parodies -> "Armistice Breaker"
Original Song Title:
"Government Hooker"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Armistice Breaker"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
JONG UN, P-OWWWWW-ER
JONG, SH-OOOOOOOOO-W
Pro-military
Pro-military
Pro-military
Pro-military
ARMISTICE BREAKER-EH?
He’s just no good
(Young, untested, and sad)
He’s just a fool
(Like his father- he‘s mad)
Promising everything
Never delivering
Like IL, he’s crazy
(Follows footsteps of dad)
Threat as armistice breaker
(His thinking is unsound)
Threat as lasting peace blocker!
(One million troops on the ground!)
Not seen as a deal-maker
(He must think he‘s glory-bound)
Nothing but a dictator!
(And proud!)
Break-er
(Troublemaker)
Break-er
(Armistice Breaker)
Break-er
(Troublemaker)
Break-er
(Armistice Breaker)
Un’s sparking fears with threats of might
Will a nuke-tipped missile fly?
If one does there is no “maybe”
Pyongyang... terminated!
Affects the world
(Even the Chinese are mad)
Affects the West
(Soldiers in ROK land)
War is a nasty thing
All the death it brings (bad move, nukes loosed)
Stalemate drags on
(All is in Jong Un‘s hands)
War games continue!
Threat as armistice breaker
(His thinking is unsound)
Threat as lasting peace blocker!
(One million troops on the ground!)
Not seen as a deal-maker
(He must think he‘s glory-bound)
Nothing but a dictator!
(And proud!)
Break-er
(Troublemaker)
Break-er
(Armistice Breaker)
Break-er
(Troublemaker)
Break-er
(Armistice Breaker)
Truman idiocy
Mac Arthur firing
The failed Inchon landing
Endless hordes of Chinese (BOMBED!)
[Shoulda nuked ‘em, World War 3]
Un’s sparking fears with threats of might
Will a nuke-tipped missile fly?
If one does there is no “maybe”
Pyongyang... terminated!
Break-er
(Troublemaker)
Break-er
(Armistice Breaker)
Break-er
(Troublemaker)
Break-er
(Armistice Breaker)
Affects the world
(Even the Chinese are mad)
Affects the West
(Soldiers in ROK land)
War is a nasty thing
All the death it brings (bad move, nukes loosed)
Stalemate drags on
(All is in Jong Un’s hands)
Peace chance? Zero!
Grave threat as an armistice breaker
(Missiles for Seoul bound)
Dire test as an armistice breaker
(South threatens to wipe North out!)
Grave threat as an armistice breaker
(Limited war not sound)
Dire test as an armistice breaker
(Breakdown)
War?
Hell hounds
UNLEASHED!!!
JONG, SH-OOOOOOOOO-W
Pro-military
Pro-military
Pro-military
Pro-military
ARMISTICE BREAKER-EH?
He’s just no good
(Young, untested, and sad)
He’s just a fool
(Like his father- he‘s mad)
Promising everything
Never delivering
Like IL, he’s crazy
(Follows footsteps of dad)
Threat as armistice breaker
(His thinking is unsound)
Threat as lasting peace blocker!
(One million troops on the ground!)
Not seen as a deal-maker
(He must think he‘s glory-bound)
Nothing but a dictator!
(And proud!)
Break-er
(Troublemaker)
Break-er
(Armistice Breaker)
Break-er
(Troublemaker)
Break-er
(Armistice Breaker)
Un’s sparking fears with threats of might
Will a nuke-tipped missile fly?
If one does there is no “maybe”
Pyongyang... terminated!
Affects the world
(Even the Chinese are mad)
Affects the West
(Soldiers in ROK land)
War is a nasty thing
All the death it brings (bad move, nukes loosed)
Stalemate drags on
(All is in Jong Un‘s hands)
War games continue!
Threat as armistice breaker
(His thinking is unsound)
Threat as lasting peace blocker!
(One million troops on the ground!)
Not seen as a deal-maker
(He must think he‘s glory-bound)
Nothing but a dictator!
(And proud!)
Break-er
(Troublemaker)
Break-er
(Armistice Breaker)
Break-er
(Troublemaker)
Break-er
(Armistice Breaker)
Truman idiocy
Mac Arthur firing
The failed Inchon landing
Endless hordes of Chinese (BOMBED!)
[Shoulda nuked ‘em, World War 3]
Un’s sparking fears with threats of might
Will a nuke-tipped missile fly?
If one does there is no “maybe”
Pyongyang... terminated!
Break-er
(Troublemaker)
Break-er
(Armistice Breaker)
Break-er
(Troublemaker)
Break-er
(Armistice Breaker)
Affects the world
(Even the Chinese are mad)
Affects the West
(Soldiers in ROK land)
War is a nasty thing
All the death it brings (bad move, nukes loosed)
Stalemate drags on
(All is in Jong Un’s hands)
Peace chance? Zero!
Grave threat as an armistice breaker
(Missiles for Seoul bound)
Dire test as an armistice breaker
(South threatens to wipe North out!)
Grave threat as an armistice breaker
(Limited war not sound)
Dire test as an armistice breaker
(Breakdown)
War?
Hell hounds
UNLEASHED!!!
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