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Song Parodies -> "Illuminati"

Original Song Title:

"Paparazzi"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Illuminati"

Parody Written by:

Paranoia

The Lyrics

My appologies if there really is such thing as an "illuminati".
They're in the crowd
And you can't pick them out
With a flash bulb or two
And they're spying on you!

Heard they're magical
Terrifying...tragic-Oh!

Pyramid schemes
Conspiracy themes
Not sure what it means...
But this photo of dust
Looks like evidence
Surely more than circumstance
Cause you know that great big "eye"...

Don't let on you know, they'll chase you down and beat you bloody
They're illuminati
Maybe there's another superstar you know who might be..
An illuminati

Don't know what you'll find.
Until you watch that cartoon on rewind.
Got your dental records and the write spells on our money
They're illuminati

They'll be the ones
Who come to your door
With the ropes and the guns
Yeah coz you know too much
It's behind the scenes
Rolling eyes and freaky dreams


Shadows that move, all the evidence burned
Fifty lashes at nine, oh the teardrops we'll cry
They'll control your mind
Just the thought is terrifying...

Coz you know that great big "eye"


Don't let on you know, they'll chase you down and beat you bloody
They're illuminati
Maybe there's another cop or lawyer who just might be..
An illuminati

All you're going to find
Is on the music tracks when they rewind.
Keep it in your sock, they'll chase you down and beat you bloody
They're illuminati

So far, they're hiding within the walls
Snap, crackle pop they're in our cereal
Don't open up the door for anyone
Paranoia it's just so much fun!

Don't let on you know, they'll chase you down and beat you bloody
They're illuminati
Maybe there's another politician there, you know who might be..
An illuminati

Don't know what you'll find.
Until you watch that cartoon on rewind.
Got your dental records and the write spells on our money
They're illuminati

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TJC - February 11, 2013 - Report this comment
You've done Dan Brown proud! *$^~+%='s*

*that's 5,5,5 if your Da Vinci codex isn't handy!
AG7 - February 24, 2013 - Report this comment
DaVinci Code parody. Too funny. I love that book.
Ryan Bennett - January 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Thank you sir, its helped me with my own parody idea involving illuminati...... keep up the good work

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