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Song Parodies -> "ARTFLOP"

Original Song Title:

"ARTPOP"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"ARTFLOP"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

First to do "ARTPOP" on AiR. My parody is about the appalling first royal portrait of Kate Middleton as Duchess of Cambridge. See shocking pic below. Although the Duchess said "it's brilliant" both the public and the critics hate it with a passion and so do I. Where is her energy, vibrancy, radiance, and zest for life? This portrait lacks soul and gives us a vampiric living dead, tired and worn-out looking Duchess. Someone please steal it and immediately burn it.
It should, it should be lost forever
It should be tossed into burning fire

It could, it could have been much better
It could have been on display forever (and ever)

Hang the artist, for a rendering that’s under-par
First Royal portrait of the Duchess made so many pissed
The critics noticed everything, with bad headlines and bad ratings
This ARTFLOP is uninspiring

It should, it should be lost forever
It should be tossed into burning fire

It could, it could have been much better
It could have been on display forever (and ever)

This ARTFLOP disliked (d-d-d-disliked) has caused so much strife (s-s-s-strife)
The public consensus is that it is far from right (r-r-r-right)
The reviews are not nice (n-n-n-nice) It's ARTFLOP, crappy ARTFLOP
(A-A-A-ARTFLOP)
Do not view, mediocrity!

It should, it should be lost forever
It should be tossed into burning fire

It could, it could have been much better
It could have been on display forever (and ever)

Now what was the artist thinking, Kate’s image is not even smiling
“Glare behind heavy lids“ was his vision? It's ARTFLOP (AR-AR-ART-Shocking-FLOP)
F*cking ARTFLOP, crazy (N-N-N--Non-amusing)
ARTFLOP crazy like a psycho convict painting
(N-N-N-Non-amusing) ARTFLOP shady

A catastrophe!

(So disliked)
(So much strife)
(Duchess shocker!)

It should, it should be lost forever
It should be tossed into burning fire

It could, it could have been much better
It could have been on display forever (and ever)

It should, it should be lost forever
It should be tossed into burning fire

It could, it could have been much better
It could have been on display forever (and ever)
http://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/01/11/ap-britain-royal-portrait-4_3_r536_c534.jpg?1b79b3da202957124496e3768cfb7b67cdb10c81

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