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Song Parodies -> "Hordes"

Original Song Title:

"Words"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Hordes"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Finally... my 100th Lady Gaga parody! Not my normal topic but I thought I would go Biblical on this one :)
Armageddon someday
World War III end of battles
Tens of millions are slain
By heaven’s “King of King and Lord of Lords”

You have free will, but it’s best to believe
Revelation’s foretold latter-day prophesies

New Fourth Reich on the attack
The Antichrist frets
And his fury shows it

[Chorus]
Tackling the hordes one-by-one
Chinese and Russian sons
Facing German-Euro guns
Into the Valley and beyond
Explosions- bright as suns
Armor weight a million tons

Jesus comes, saves the day
Heavenly Host in array, fights Man of Sin
Jerusalem He will reign
With evil armies slain, God can enter in

You have free will, but it’s best to believe
Revelation’s foretold latter-day prophesies

New Fourth Reich on the attack
The Antichrist frets
And his fury shows it

Tackling the hordes one-by-one
Chinese and Russian sons
Facing German-Euro guns
Into the Valley and beyond
Explosions- bright as suns
Armor weight a million tons

“Silberfuchs” fighting back
Evil has no regrets
The EURAT had chosen

Tackling the hordes one-by-one
Chinese and Russian sons
Facing German-Euro guns
Into the Valley and beyond
Explosions- bright as suns
Armor weight a million tons

The hordes, they are gone
Blood in the Valley like a river runs…

Judgment of Nations, then Millennium
For God’s Son

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Rob Arndt - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Notes for the lost: Armageddon is not an idea- it is a real place in Israel (Valley of Jez'reel on the northern approach to Jerusalem- a valley flanked by mountains). Fourth Reich is Federal United Europe under German control and led by a German Antichrist elected in the EURAT (German for EU Parliament- no brainer as the Germans hold the most votes). Chinese and Russians refer to the 200 million man horde from the East (China and Asian allies) + Russia (The Remant from the North of what's left-over from the Magog-Gog coalition invasion of Israel that God destroys in 24 hrs). "Silberfuchs" means "Silverfox" who is either the Antichrist in Jerusalem OR his German military commander in charge of the ME campaign that leads up to Armageddon. Judgment of Nations is the 45 days after Armagedon when Christ will judge them- it occurs before the Millennial Rule is started. Estimated Euro forces at max call-up and enforcement would be between 40-70 million troops and Chinese horde at 200 million + all Russian forces would = approaching 300 million engaged in that battle!!! Explosions like the sun are nukes with possible C-bombs, AMBs, or UFBs! Armor weight averages 50 tons x 40,000+ AFVs of all types= so much tonnage that the ground will quake for hundreds of miles and the sound will be heard for the same with evening turned bright as mid-day sun!!! Greatest battle in human history. Death toll from 3.5 year WW3= over 3 billion dead, 1/3rd of the earth destroyed, 1/3rd of the sea destroyed, and darkness for 1/3rd of the day due to all the debris in the atmosphere from global fires and nuke damage!!!

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