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Song Parodies -> "Kink"

Original Song Title:

"Ink"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Kink"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another Gaga unreleased...
I like this see-through top, and clear-vue bottom “drops”
Tell me I look good, that I’m your only girl

Words unspoken, outfit’s smokin’
Do you like this one?

The hair down my back tightened in bands
I whip it around, I whip it around…
All part of your fantasy
The bulge in your pants starts to rise up
Kink gets us riled up, I’ll bring you ecstasy

Taste of my saliva, lips fully open
This tongue dance is unreal, the stuff dreams are made of

Hungry mouth drinks, aroused by my kiss
Just don‘t spill your seed
‘Til you fulfill my needs…

The hair down my back tightened in bands
I whip it around, I whip it around…
All part of your fantasy
The bulge in your pants starts to rise up
Kink gets us riled up, I’ll bring you ecstasy

I bite your lip and you bite mine
Nips perk up, hard this time
Feel my body, free your mind
My legs wide open, come inside

Kink between lovers, who prefer it rough
Kink between lovers, who can’t get enough

The bulge in your pants starts to rise up
Kink gets us riled up, I’ll bring you ecstasy

All part of your fantasy

The bulge in your pants starts to rise up
Kink gets us riled up, I’ll bring you ecstasy

Kink between lovers, who prefer it rough
Kink between lovers, who can’t get enough

Lust like an animal sure can be fun
here and there, take me, baby
Clothes unravel, rip and tear
kinky affair

Drives me insane
Love-making so hard
Human Slinkies

Flipping over and over

Moan with me baby…

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Meriadoc - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I promise I won't make a gun reference....I promise I won't make a gun reference... I promise...

And Mike wants to know how WE got past the censor? Holy smoking bazookas! Okay, I broke my promise...
Rob Arndt - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment
It amazes me some of the things JAB and others get passed through. I only write on these type of topics on occasion, my norm being weapons, warfare, politics, social issues, and the daily news...
Meriadoc - October 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Rob, have you ever read "Naming of Parts" by Henry Reed? It contains both guns and sex (in a John Barry sort of way!) :

http://www.solearabiantree.net/namingofparts/namingofparts.html
Rob Arndt - October 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Interesting, thanks. I never know what I'm about to write and when starting just do it line-by-line off the top of my head. In this parody I don't see much to get excited about b/c it is actually more true to Gaga's style anyway :)

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