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Song Parodies -> "Masked Lass"
Original Song Title:
"Judas"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Masked Lass"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Black Whip is popular so I decided to do a 4th parody about her and Agent Vic Gordon!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
BLACK WHIP
When she rescues him he is lucky
Government Agent spying secretly
Fighting Hammond’s henchmen time and again
Foiling their plots will lead to victory
She’ll bring them down, bring them down, down
Bullwhip cracking sounds, and pistol rounds
[Chorus]
He’s just a Valiant Fool, Black Whip to the rescue
Barb’s fine, Vic sure loves his masked lass lady
He’s just a Valiant Fool, Black Whip to the rescue
Barb’s fine, Vic sure loves his masked lass lady
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
BLACK WHIP
He couldn’t make a woman so happy
Fighting evil together is their way
Dan Hammond deploys his henchmen
But in the end hell is what they’ll pay
She’ll bring them down, bring them down, down
Bullwhip cracking sounds, and pistol rounds
He’s just a Valiant Fool, Black Whip to the rescue
Barb’s fine, Vic sure loves his masked lass lady
He’s just a Valiant Fool, Black Whip to the rescue
Barb’s fine, Vic sure loves his masked lass lady
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
[Bridge]
Justice in the old wild west,
With terror and violence
Stage owner, political wretch, with a warped mind
Vic is a Special Agent
Who’s often put to the test
Masked lass, comes to his defense,
On Shadow, coming just in time
He really loves you,
Shares your goal of new Idaho statehood
Hammond seeks to kill you,
Masked lass is the hero Vic clings to
Vic clings to
He’s just a Valiant Fool, Black Whip to the rescue
Barb’s fine, Vic sure loves his masked lass lady
He’s just a Valiant Fool, Black Whip to the rescue
Barb’s fine, Vic sure loves his masked lass lady
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
BLACK WHIP
Vic sure loves his masked lass
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
BLACK WHIP
When she rescues him he is lucky
Government Agent spying secretly
Fighting Hammond’s henchmen time and again
Foiling their plots will lead to victory
She’ll bring them down, bring them down, down
Bullwhip cracking sounds, and pistol rounds
[Chorus]
He’s just a Valiant Fool, Black Whip to the rescue
Barb’s fine, Vic sure loves his masked lass lady
He’s just a Valiant Fool, Black Whip to the rescue
Barb’s fine, Vic sure loves his masked lass lady
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
BLACK WHIP
He couldn’t make a woman so happy
Fighting evil together is their way
Dan Hammond deploys his henchmen
But in the end hell is what they’ll pay
She’ll bring them down, bring them down, down
Bullwhip cracking sounds, and pistol rounds
He’s just a Valiant Fool, Black Whip to the rescue
Barb’s fine, Vic sure loves his masked lass lady
He’s just a Valiant Fool, Black Whip to the rescue
Barb’s fine, Vic sure loves his masked lass lady
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
[Bridge]
Justice in the old wild west,
With terror and violence
Stage owner, political wretch, with a warped mind
Vic is a Special Agent
Who’s often put to the test
Masked lass, comes to his defense,
On Shadow, coming just in time
He really loves you,
Shares your goal of new Idaho statehood
Hammond seeks to kill you,
Masked lass is the hero Vic clings to
Vic clings to
He’s just a Valiant Fool, Black Whip to the rescue
Barb’s fine, Vic sure loves his masked lass lady
He’s just a Valiant Fool, Black Whip to the rescue
Barb’s fine, Vic sure loves his masked lass lady
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Vic sure loves his masked lass
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
Justice
Masked lass!
BLACK WHIP
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