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Song Parodies -> "Gay Kiss"

Original Song Title:

"Judas"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Gay Kiss"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More on the Chick-fil-A fiasco and the Gay sit-in of last Friday (that went bust against the record crowds and sales of Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day last Wed). In my parody, I make no moral judgements although I am presenting the Gay POV. Every person on earth is a free moral agent and can make their own decisions. No one has to pay the price for someone else's sins. If one is truly Christian then there should be love and prayer- not hate. He who is without sin cast the first stone- it still applies. And if Christian, what do you do about Heterosexuals committing fornication, adultery, and other sexually deviant things? Chick-fil-A says they have nothing against Gay patrons... just their desire to marry!!!
Show! Show! Show! Show!
Sit-in with a Gay kiss

Show! Show! Show! Show!
Sit-in with a Gay kiss

Gay kiss!
Activists
Gay kiss!
Activists
Gay kiss!
Activists
Gay kiss!
AGENDA

Gays are fuming mad with Dan Cathy
“Guilty as charged” is simply not the way
You would think that he would have used his brain
Gay patrons of Chick-fil-A feel betrayed

We’ll bring him down, bring him down, down
‘Cause we are Gay proud, we are Gay proud!

[Chorus]
We Gays are patrons too, oh yes we eat the food
Come and sit-in with a Gay kiss, TODAY!
We Gays are patrons too, oh yes we eat the food
Come and sit-in with a Gay kiss, TODAY!

Show! Show! Show! Show!
Sit-in with a Gay kiss

Show! Show! Show! Show!
Sit-in with a Gay kiss

Gay kiss!
Activists
Gay kiss!
Activists
Gay kiss!
Activists
Gay kiss!
AGENDA

And who cares about Mike Huckabee?
Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day?
Marriage joining girl-girl or man-man
is OK and we will not be swayed

We’ll bring him down, bring him down, down
‘Cause we are Gay proud, we are Gay proud!

We Gays are patrons too, oh yes we eat the food
Come and sit-in with a Gay kiss, TODAY!
We Gays are patrons too, oh yes we eat the food
Come and sit-in with a Gay kiss, TODAY!

Show! Show! Show! Show!
Sit-in with a Gay kiss

Show! Show! Show! Show!
Sit-in with a Gay kiss

[Bridge]
To us it doesn’t make sense,
What Chick-fil-A represents
Their Anti-Gay marriage stance, is so unkind
It should be common sense
Not to make hateful comments
Gay kiss, we do in protest,
Despite record numbers in line

We love your fast food,
But your views are nothing more than bad news
We do not support you,
Gay kiss is our protest- we’ll show you
We’ll show you!!!

We Gays are patrons too, oh yes we eat the food
Come and sit-in with a Gay kiss, TODAY!
We Gays are patrons too, oh yes we eat the food
Come and sit-in with a Gay kiss, TODAY!

Show! Show! Show! Show!
Sit-in with a Gay kiss

Show! Show! Show! Show!
Sit-in with a Gay kiss

Gay kiss!
Activists
Gay kiss!
Activists
Gay kiss!
Activists
Gay kiss!
AGENDA




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Mike H. - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
I've had a few too many Chik-fil-A's, and my weight is fairly unbalanced.
This And That - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Kiss-ins: they taste like fruit... cherries, specifically... or sausage... or sometimes crap.
Porfle Popnecker - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
I protested by staging an eat-in.
Brock O'Brahma - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Gays kissing isn't provocative anymore, it's all over television now. If they really wanted to represent marriage, they'd go to Chick- fil-A, argue about money and withhold affection.

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