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Song Parodies -> "Jobless"

Original Song Title:

"Judas"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Jobless"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Social commentary on Obama's blatant failure to create jobs with 15 million Americans out of work, millions more off the rolls, and 15 million more underemployed working P/T and with little to no benefits. Meanwhile, Obama has spent trillions of dollars in bail-outs of Wall St. and GM and keeps on spending with the national debt above our GDP at an appalling $16+ Trillion and growing. Obama is a socialist that wants us to become another European welfare state. I say throw the bum out in November. It's the economy, stupid!!!
So, so, so… long
Can’t believe I’m jobless

So, so, so… long
Can’t believe I’m jobless

Jobless!
Cashless
Jobless!
Cashless
Jobless!
Cashless
Jobless!
OBAMA!!!

To find a job in this economy
It doesn’t matter if you have a degree
Many went back to school to get re-trained
But still rely on checks from EDD

Economy’s down, really down, down
No sign of rebound, got us all down

[Chorus]
Obama, you’re a fool, your promises were cruel
I still can‘t believe I‘m jobless, lately
Obama, you’re a fool, your promises were cruel
I still can‘t believe I‘m jobless, lately

So, so, so… long
Can’t believe I’m jobless

So, so, so… long
Can’t believe I’m jobless

Jobless!
Cashless
Jobless!
Cashless
Jobless!
Cashless
Jobless!
OBAMA!!!

I couldn’t hate a man so purely
The way he gave our money away
Now I have to look to a Republican
Only Mitt Romney can now lead the way

Economy’s down, really down, down
No sign of rebound, got us all down

Obama, you’re a fool, your promises were cruel
I still can‘t believe I‘m jobless, lately
Obama, you’re a fool, your promises were cruel
I still can‘t believe I‘m jobless, lately

So, so, so… long
Can’t believe I’m jobless

So, so, so… long
Can’t believe I’m jobless

[Bridge]
In the most domestic sense,
Barack’s plans don’t make sense
Big spender, true socialist, fails every time
But in the political sense
Hear us- the 15%
Jobless, we‘ll be merciless,
At the ballot box this next time

I wanna trust you,
But your record shows that you have no clue
Nothing you said came true,
Jobless is the status I belong to
We blame you!

Obama, you’re a fool, your promises were cruel
I still can‘t believe I‘m jobless, lately
Obama, you’re a fool, your promises were cruel
I still can‘t believe I‘m jobless, lately

So, so, so… long
Can’t believe I’m jobless

So, so, so… long
Can’t believe I’m jobless

Jobless!
Cashless
Jobless!
Cashless
Jobless!
Cashless
Jobless!
OBAMA!!!

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Joel Martinez - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
I know that feel, bro. I feel like I'm jobless even WITH one!
Typical Pacholek: - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
But...! But...! He created 4 million jobs! That's what MSNBC said! What are you, a Fux Noise viewer or something?
Rob Arndt - July 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Anyone living in the Middle Class KNOWS how things really are. In the past 4 years I have lost so many friends due to them losing their jobs and homes and having to downgrade or move back home with their old parents. Others are trying to go back to school and have been stuck on extended EDD checks, struggling to buy basics like food and gas, pay bills. No one seems to be hiring and many stores have closed that I used to go to that have been vacant for long times. Costs are up for everything too from food to utilities. I see no real recovery at all, just endless recession. I am honestly afraid if Obama wins a second term and would rather gamble on Mitt (whom is not my favored candidate) than risk US downfall. This is the worst election in my entire lifetime and the worst Congress ever. Seems like neither side really cares about the state of the nation nor its citizens...

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