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Song Parodies -> "Crave Your Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Future Love"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Crave Your Blood"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Numer 11 of 12 unreleased Gaga songs I have chosen to parody. This one is Vampire vs Dhampir!
In the shadows
Is where I’ll greet you
Cute, my next pursuit
So human

I must feed myself
I need blood
And when I have you in firm embrace
Two fangs into your neck to taste

There’s a full moon
We meet and kiss
Young human so fair, endowed, with warm skin
My mouth enjoys the taste of your red lips

About to feast, such a sweet sensation
Know no fear
So sad that romance never enters into my heart
I draw you near

Lady, I'm really part of the Underworld,
Lady, every night a different girl
Ohhh, ohhh, ohh, how I crave your blood

Lady, your touch excites my desires
Lady, next victim of a Vampire
Ohhh, ohhh, ohh, how I crave your blood

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
Can’t you see I dare not accept your love?
I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
You are nothing more than my next victim
I wanna su- suck you as hard as I can
Tonight you die, there are no future plans
I can never be your man

I've been stalking and human-preying, Luv
But have no time for any love relations
Just not part of the blood lust equation
And I'm certain I'm no Noble Man it seems
I am a hybrid nocturnal thing
Sorry, it's not your flesh I'm seeking

About to feast, such a sweet sensation
Know no fear. No fear.
If only this urge could be restrained
Maybe I could love you, dear (I love your soft touch)

Lady, I'm really part of the Underworld,
Lady, every night a different girl
Ohhh, ohhh, ohh, how I crave your blood

Lady, your touch excites my desires
Lady, next victim of a Vampire
Ohhh, ohhh, ohh, how I crave your blood

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
Can’t you see I dare not accept your love?
I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
You are nothing more than my next victim
I wanna su- suck you as hard as I can
Tonight you die, there are no future plans
I can never be your man

Suddenly there is a spin
A silver spike enters within
A sudden jolt of pain!
She’s a Dhampir
The sadistic, vicious, BloodRayne!

And I'm dying now, straight through the heart
Brimstone agent draws first blood
I am the prey, my feast denied
And I see sweet revenge in her eye-eye-eye-eyes!
I‘m vaporized!
Caught by surprise!

She’s had her fun… baited and won!
http://www.it-is-funny.com/images/hottest_women_videogame_BloodRayne.jpg

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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Porfle Popnecker - July 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Undead 5s!
Rob Arndt - July 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle, I used BloodRayne this time instead of Blonde Valkyrie ;-)

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