-> "Shut Your Face"
Original Song Title:
"Poker Face"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Shut Your Face"
The Lyrics
W-w-w-why? (5x)
My tastes have never been what you'd like them to be
So, because of that, you like to continually insult me
Does it really matter if Ashley Tisdale is on my wall?
And, who really cares if I like reading Wishbone?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I think that stuff rocks; you say I should not
No, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, no-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
You have no heart; you won't hear me out
CHORUS:
"You can't!" Why? (2x)
"That's not normal!" Oh, just shut your face!
(You're talking without stopping!)
(REPEAT)
S-s-s-shut your face, yeah, just shut your face!
(W-w-w-why?)
(REPEAT)
You just don't get it, come on, now, can't you see? (Hey!)
I'm like Steve Jobs and Apple; yeah, I think differently (You get it?)
I am not the annoying kid you knew when we were young
And, there's things both of us did back then that we wish we hadn't done!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
You're still throwing rocks; in your mouth, put a sock!
No, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, no-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
No, you'll put me down every chance you get!
REPEAT CHORUS
Bible tells me that God loves me
Whether I'm watching football or Nickelodeon
Yet, you're trying to make me join the millions!
I realize now you do not know
What is okay for me or not, so
I hate to have to say this
But I'm done with your insulting messages
"You can't!" Why? (2x)
"That's not normal!" Oh, just shut your face!
(You're talking without stopping!)
(REPEAT)
S-s-s-shut your face, yeah, just shut your face!
(W-w-w-why?)
(REPEAT UNTIL END)
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