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Song Parodies -> "Come and Kiss Me"

Original Song Title:

"Shake Ur Kitty"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Come and Kiss Me"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is part 7 of 12 Unreleased Gaga songs I have chosen to parody. This one deals with the love between Black Widow (Natasha Romanova) and Captain America (Steve Rogers) hinted at in "The Ultimate Avengers" animated DVD. This has nothing to do with the comics nor "Avengers" movie. Both are highly trained Supersoldiers from opposite sides, but who knows? Opposites attract and I'm hoping that Black Widow does get in with Cap vs Hawkeye!
My poster boy

I killed a soldier last week
Opened the door, explosive C-4
He was gone just like that, but then I realized (that)
I wanted you more

Soldier, you were my worst enemy
Standing 6 ft 2 tall wrapped in Old Glory
Now come and kiss me

Da!

Come and kiss me
Come and kiss me (right now)
Put your arms around me, Steve
Let me seduce you with my body

Come and kiss me
Come and kiss me (right now)
Put your arms around me, Steve
Let me seduce you with my body

I’m awake
I’m awake
Yours to take
To take, to take
To take, to take
Don’t make me beg

Supersoldier, oh what a man
Anachronism
From decades before
I’m not like other women
Can give you so much more
Now come explore…

Soldier, you were my worst enemy
Standing 6 ft 2 tall wrapped in Old Glory
Now come and kiss me

I think I love you

Come and kiss me
Come and kiss me (right now)
Put your arms around me, Steve
Let me seduce you with my body

Come and kiss me
Come and kiss me (right now)
Put your arms around me, Steve
Let me seduce you with my body

You and I are both highly trained
Got nothing to prove
Fearsome Black Widow is my name
I have killed many too
Nyet, we are not so far apart
Listen, hear the truth
We both have super powers
But I want only you!

Steve, don’t you think I am pretty?
Embrace me, take me, come and kiss me
Black Widow’s not always friendly
Most would say I am quite deadly!

Come and kiss me (right now)
Put your arms around me, Steve
Let me seduce you with my body

Come and take me
With your strong arms embrace me (right now)
Wrist weapons falling free
I'm giving you the best of me

(Uh, uh, oh)
Undress and come lay with me
Do drop the shield and let it be
Those Vita-Rays worked perfectly
Show me your capabilities!

I’m awake
I’m awake
Yours to take
To take, to take
To take, to take
Don’t make me beg

Captain America wrapped around my legs!!!
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/150/6/d/Captain_America__Black_Widow_by_MitchFoust.jpg

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