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Song Parodies -> "I Hate It When Cats Spray"

Original Song Title:

"Better than Today"

Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate It When Cats Spray"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I think that a lot of pople have dealt with this issue before... BTW, that "cabbit" is a mythical cat-rabbit once featured on tv in the 1970s but found out to be a cat with hip dysplasia!!! You can't breed cats and rabbits!!!
Oh I see what kitty did
But she didn’t use the litter
She sprayed vertically on the bedpost
Damn, it’s so hard to get rid of that odor

Cat urine stench is so un-endurable, it just makes me cry
I can’t stand it any longer, I think I’m gonna lose my freakin’mind
She sprays, no matter what I do
If I can’t solve the problem soon, then she’s getting neutered

I often have to...
Either clean it
Or mop it
She’s even used the rubbing post, abused it
What's the point of the litter box if she doesn‘t even use it?
I often have to...
Either wash it
Or remove it
Try to prevent her from doing it
What's the point of the litter box if she doesn‘t even use it?
Get down!

Owning a cat is hard
With the cat standing erect and her tail raised stiff and high.
Spraying urine vertically
Just makes me want to cry

I’ve gotten to the point of worrying about furniture legs, bed posts, curtains, shoes, and doors
And there's a million other things the cat hasn’t sprayed before!!!
Oh, I hate it when she sprays
I need to go to the pet store straight away and buy some Feliway

I often have to...
Either clean it
Or mop it
She’s even used the rubbing post, abused it
What's the point of the litter box if she doesn‘t even use it?
I often have to...
Either wash it
Or remove it
Try to prevent her from doing it
What's the point of the litter box if she doesn‘t even use it?
Get down!

What's the point of the litter box if she doesn‘t even use it?

I often have to...
Either clean it
Or mop it
She’s even used the rubbing post, abused it
What's the point of the litter box if she doesn‘t even use it?
I often have to...
Either wash it
Or remove it
Try to prevent her from doing it
What's the point of the litter box if she doesn‘t even use it?
Get down!

Territorial complications wreak havoc in the cat world
And potty training an animal is worse than training a small child
Very clever people know how to change this bad habit
To switch her doing her business vertically to horizontally, sometimes I wish I had a cabbit!!!

I often have to...
Either clean it
Or mop it
She’s even used the rubbing post, abused it
What's the point of the litter box if she doesn‘t even use it?
I often have to...
Either wash it
Or remove it
Try to prevent her from doing it
What's the point of the litter box if she doesn‘t even use it?
Get down!

Get down, get down felines, felines use the litter box now
Get down, get down felines, felines use the litter box now

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