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Song Parodies -> "Shark Week Song"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbeat Song"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Shark Week Song"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Listen to the song here! http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=2073
This is my Shark Week Song let's turn on the TV
Tune in early July on Discovery
All all all all all week long
All all all all week long

June: Rockin at the beach for fun
All the tourists with their Speedos on
They're all out baskin in the su-u-n
Cool...I go swimming in the Deep Blue Sea
Feel something brush against my knee
Now I'm starring in Jaws 43

I think I'm immortal
Till I see that dorsal
Wish I had a longer life line

This is my Shark Week Song I'm in the Sharknado
Hammerheads, sand tigers and a mako
Up up up up in the air
Ian Ziering beware
This is my Shark Week song and if it comes too close
Hit that shark hard and square, bridge of its nose
With a chain saw or an axe
I'll stop it in its tracks

I...I didn't want to ruin spring break
But a coed lost an arm and leg
That kind of thing tends to make waves

Still don't think they're scary?
Left shark ate Kate Perry
Hope her album's still on ti-i-ime

This is my Shark Week Song, I'm out in the ocean
I stay still cause I hear they sense motion
Vibrations from miles away
It helps them hunt their prey
This is my Shark Week Song, watch out in the surfing
Championship great white's are a lurking
South Africa off the coast
Fall off your board you're toast

To a great white surfers look like an otter
If they smell blood it's gonna be a slaughter
Heard Fox News say they should have cleared the water
Love to see them try...

This is my Shark Week song they're not all man eaters
Laid back dudes, the original reefers
High on seaweed all night long
Kale, octopus and prawns

This is my Shark Week song I took a re-thresher
Bull sharks swim where the water is fresher
Up up up up stream all night
Oh up up stream all night

This is my Shark Week song I'm glad that I studied
I stay dry when the ocean is muddy
Brackish water with mollusks
Just don't swim after dusk

This is my Shark Week song an it's almost finnished
Last bad pun, the effect is diminished
Discovery all night long
Now Bride Of Jaws is on

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Matthias - June 29, 2016 - Report this comment
This is great! Is "Jaws 43" a reference to Back to the Future? Also like the "Bride of Jaws" line which isn't a movie but would be a fantastic one if it was! Love the recording too!
Rob Arndt - June 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Good parody - 555 bites! Btw Matthias, it was "Jaws 19" in BTTF 2.
Rob Arndt - June 29, 2016 - Report this comment
http://list25.com/25-weird-sharks-you-never-heard-of/1/
Peter Andersson - July 02, 2016 - Report this comment
You're definitelly not jumping the shark with this one! 555!
Agrimorfee - October 04, 2016 - Report this comment
The relevant details (sharknado, dorsal, etc.) Combined with non sequiturs about Katy Perry and otters really made this a lot of fun (and a nice vocal performance, too, btw). But who is Ian Zeirweg?
bobpiecheese - October 04, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) Quick Google search shows that Ian Zeirwig is an actor who (relevant to this parody) played Finn Whatshisface in Sharknado. Anyway, fantastic parody here, lots of great puns and references. 555 sharks!
Jeff Reuben - October 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Ian Ziering, of 90210 fame...what TCOP said :)
Abbott Skelding - October 10, 2016 - Report this comment
So many fun details in a parody of a great OS! Deep Blue Sea (great movie), Jaws 43, the Katy Perry verse, "reefers", and Bride of Jaws were all great lines...great work!

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