-> "Ben Stein"
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Verse 1: Makes me gag
My screen invaded by unbearable gall
Multiply squint eyes plus tone that is as flat as a wall
You’re so boring! Will you fin’lly figure that out?
Chorus: Yeah I got it the first time
Please don’t call that a punch line
Cuz I can’t stand you Ben Stein
Cuz I know dull plus dull equals you
Dull plus dull equals you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Dull plus dull equals you, you…
Verse 2: Even had the nerve to think you’re smart and make it a game
Here’s the thing, you lose so what, you still got payed either way
You say I’m jealous!? Cuz you’re zealous!
Is that supposed to be hum’rous!?
Chorus: I didn’t like you the first time
You’re not deadpan you’re flat-lined
Know you think you’re some Einstein
You should know bull plus bull equals you
Bull plus bull equals you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Bull plus bull equals you! You…
Bridge: All your deliveries suck!
A dozen film travesties yuck!
The “Bueller” thing’s why you are famous
So congrats that’s all, yeah congrats that’s all!
Verse 3: You can keep thinking you’re fine
Living life near the spotlight
How have you lasted so long?
Cuz don’t we know dull plus dull equals you?
Equals you! Yeah!
Chorus: Please Ben get out the limelight
Then open up your eyes
No one’s chanting for Ben Stein
Cuz we know dull plus dull equals you
Dull plus dull equals you…
Outro: You can’t act
Your skills are rivaled by the cast of Twilight
Multiply the fact you’re older and your face paralyzed
Though she may be no Ben Stein, but it’s close
Stein plus rock is K-Stew
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