Original Song Title:
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Parody Song Title:
You've got to watch for water
Once you've crossed the road
You know you might be slaughtered
While on your jumping jaunt
You want to get across the street
Might be turning flat: "Splat!"
Bet you can't dodge those speeding semi trucks
Snapping turtles make you frown
Be an alligator's snack
Highway is sure crazy, You're a dead frog!
Those cars will crush you playing Frogger!
Flat and green like dollars
On this game your money is what is blown
If you can make it add your letters
Hall of Fame, You're better
Many times you're flattened until that though
Those cars will crush you playing Frogger! Frogger!
You're squeezed, pancaked and fried
That motorcycle mashed you Frogger!
Now a sidewalk sprawler
You're just like the chicken that crossed the road!
I heard that you were ditching Pac-Man
For something new
To this cabinet you are now drawn
To make it to your lily pad
Is why you're leaping
Traffic's not breaking
In the street
Those crocks will crunch you playing Frogger!
You can't beat the timer
This game's so addicting you're there till close
You wish you could pull an all-nighter
Taxi's such a blighter
You will be run over, Better hop!
That bus will bash you playing Frogger! Frogger!
Need speed in hands and eyes
Those snakes will snatch you playing Frogger!
You'll become a pizza when in the road
Jump to move until you've plopped on pavement
Skills to prove while in this arcade's basement
In the groove this game is just so ribbiting
Even though your frog's in pain, This game you still are enjoying
Those bikes will break you playing Frogger!
Need to be a scholar
To figure out the pattern because it's tough
Although you're not a streetwise strider
Dune buggy collider
Also those bulldozers will leave you squashed
A joyless joystick playing Frogger! Frogger!
Watch out or you might die!
Those vans will vex you playing Frogger!
Hear you hoot and holler
It sounds like you're angry when you've been boned
For one last time this game is Frogger! Frogger!
Now be a man don't cry!
Although you really suck at Frogger!
Might think you're a baller!
When you're playing Tetris but now you'll groan
You'll bitch and moan
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