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Song Parodies -> "I'll Shop For a Clock"

Original Song Title:

"Tik Tok"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

KE$HA

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Shop For a Clock"

Parody Written by:

Tatsumi

The Lyrics

I wake up in the mornin' feelin like Rosie O'Donnell
Grab my wallet i'm out the door I'm gonna eat McDonalds
Before I leave I fill my car with a box of maccaroni
Cause when I leave For the night I might get some lonely
Pedicure on my nose nose
Fast food places blowin up my phone phone
Drywallin everyones tiny home and if you do good i'll give ya some tips SEE!
I'll shop 4 a clock with a dj on top today imma play till the sun turns dark gray (2x)
Im bigger than life probably i drink plenty of beer.
ain't got no money in my pocket good im already here
so, i start 2 line up but they say i got no swagger
And they kick me out cuz i look like mick jagger
everybody gonna smoke sum crunk
boys tell me i have fake junk
use doughnuts that im gonna dunk
were gonna stay until they knock me out
til the police knock me down till the police knock me down
till the popo knock me down
I'll shop 4 a clock with a dj on top today imma play till the sun turns dark gray (2x)
no the bugers dont cook till i walk in
I'll shop 4 a clock with a dj on top today imma play till the sun turns dark gray (2x)
RD (ronald mcdonald) i make my plea u say "it's free" and i start dancing like im a bee
I'll shop 4 a clock with a dj on top today imma play till the sun turns dark gray (2x)

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Phil N - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS and didn't realize it was this short. Anyway, well written, it's what the original should've been about.
JMasta - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Cool
BRENDEN - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
HAHA I GIVE IT 5500000000
Chingchang chong - September 26, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL datz funny

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