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Song Parodies -> "I Hate (The Emo Crush Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Tik Tok"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Hate (The Emo Crush Song)"

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The Lyrics

This parody is for all the girls out there who liked emo guys, then later realized they were insane! (this parody isn't hating on anyone, its about liking emo guys in general)
I saw that emo loser and i thought i was in love
turns out i wasn't in love i was just insane
now i dont love him anymore
cause i relized hes a poseur
im talkin

hes always wearin duct tape (tape)
he thinks he so great (great)
with his stupid briefcase (case)
hes prolly playin heavy metal cds
goin to loser parties
at school dances he gettin tipsy

(chorus x2)
he rejected me
he was prolly tipsy
every night i think
why'd he dye his hair pink
I hate
him now
cause hes a loser
oh oh oh oh hay oh oh oh

at the last school dance he had plenty of beer
didn't make him cooler cause people think hes a queer
now the girls aint linin up cuz he aint got no swagger
hes prolly emo to try and look like Mick Jagger
im talkin bout

You know Billie Joe from Green Day (Day)
well this guy ripped off his hair (hair)
now he looks really lame (lame)
he thinks hes cool but hes not (not)
someones gotta shut him down (down)
someones gotta shut him down (down)
someones gotta shut him...

(chorus x2)

I asked him out and he said no
probably cause he real shallow
i asked him out and he said no
probably cause hes really shallow
i asked him out and he said no
and he said no
and he said no
and he said no (oh oh oh oh)
Now im gonna hate him when he walks in

(chorus x2)

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